I Saw the Lights!

Yep, roughly fifteen years ago (around 1992) I was shopping in "the W place" when I saw the flashlight set you see here.

I read the package, where it says, "Buy one get one free." So I took two of these packages to the register. I paid for one carded set, and tghe nice cashier girl gave me the other one, just as we both agreed the label must mean.

It was years later when I realized that the packaging means, buy one (on the card) and the other one (on the same card) was the free one.

So I guess that means I stole one of the pairs. I didn't mean it, honest Injun!