Interesting Night
by Mark Alfred
August 3, 2014
Well I was playin' strip poker with Frankenstein
And I had about all that I could stand
'Cause he was down to his union suit
And I didn't want to win another hand, Lawd Lawd
I didn't want to win
another hand
What a night, oh what
an interesting night
What a sight, what an
uncomfortable sight
Well, I went skinny-dippin' with Dracula
Divin' off an old rowboat
I kept showin' off different strokes
But he only did the Dead Man Float, that's all
He'd only do the Dead
Man Float
What a night, what an
interesting night
What a sight, he was
fish-belly white
Well, I was playin' tag with the Wolf Man
By a river that rushed like a flood
It was fun but I kept flinching
Every time I was "it," he drew blood, that's right
When I was tagged, he
would always draw blood
What a night, what an
interesting night
I couldn't hide, 'cause
the moon was so bright
And the mummy and I saw a sad movie
I wasn't too happy because
When the story would get too weepy
He would cry 'til it gummed up his gauze
It was such a night, oh
what an interesting night
Up came the lights, and
he was stuck in his seat so tight
Oh such a night, was it real or a dream?
I'm gonna lay off the pepperoni pizza next Halloween