Saturday, October 25, 2014
Friday, October 24, 2014
Thursday, October 23, 2014
Farewell to the Creature and Universal Monsters Coloring Book
Here's the final page and rear cover from the 1991 Universal Monsters Coloring Book.
This guy is just BEGGING for a little tickle-belly when he leaves his midsection exposed like that.!
And we take your leave from monsters who are carefully drawn NOT to look like the actors who originally played them. That is, the actors whose estates would have gotten some royalties if the original actors' faces were hinted at ....
See you tomorrow, kiddies!
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Wednesday, October 22, 2014
The Munsters' Home Life: An Allegory
I understand that, in keeping with the producers' with that The Munsters be an educational show, the following page in the coloring book was originally to be an explanation of why Lily Munster was sewing a spider-shape in her needlepoint project. It was to show the Munster family watching a TV show explaining the myth of Arachne, who was such a good seamstress that (according to Ovid) she got snooty and Athena turned her into a spider.
The context for this image of Grandpa ascending from his basement lab was to be explained as a political allegory for society's treatment of its elderly.
Of course, the depiction of Eddie Munster dropping a coin into a bank made from a presumably human skull was to provide a commentary on the prevalence of gambling in society. It's pretty pathetic that in Oklahoma (for example) public education in general is considered underfunded. Yet a so-called "Oklahoma Education Lottery" raises millions of dollars -- very little of which, proportionately, goes to any educational use.
Eddie is showing where public money SHOULD be spent -- directly on the mind -- instead of investing in the fallacy that tricking the ill-informed into gambling will provide revenue for a public service.
It's all right there in the subtext!
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Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Monday, October 20, 2014
"The Thing" I Wrote: “Somebody Meets UFO” Revisited
(I “pushed” the contrast/brightness quite a bit to show the
horizon line and the yellow aura around the UFO.)
Here’s a revision of “The thing I Saw.”
Whereas the first version was told as a third-person
narrative, this is an experiment in story-through-dialogue.
We have more attempts at names -- Jack Millcreace. ??What??
However, our protagonists are no longer police, but a
“Professor” whose assistant gets a phone call of a UFO sighting. Professor
Millcreace swings by the Police Station to pick up Captain Scranton before
heading over to investigate.
Added is a genre-savvy bit of business about the car’s motor
dying in the presence of a saucer. And
little blue men comin’ out of it!
Note the creative choice to use the red part of the
typewriter ribbon to show the aliens’ telepathic communications. Instead of future inhabitants of Venus, this
narrative brings aliens with a warning that Earth is about to be exploded by “a
planet which you call Pluto! Its
inhabitants are greedy conquerors, eager to destroy all intelligent life on all
planets and take them over to add to their Plutonious Empire!”
Don’t you think it kind of counterproductive to add to your
empire by killing everybody? I mean,
what’s the fun of being the King if there’s no one around to notice?
As with the original version, the doomsday weapon is an
S-Bomb (standing for silicon). This word
might have been floating around in the cultural air as a swipe from the silicon-based
form of life in Star Trek’s “Devil in the Dark” episode.
So, we have these aliens sent to convey a few lucky folks
away in a Noah’s Ark concept, just before doom hits.
Then a real brain-bender:
The aliens are from a little planet called “Earth” -- cue weird Theremin
music, followed by “The End” and seventeen question marks.
I can only quote my seventh-grade English teacher’s comment
on this same device’s use in a different story:
“Avoid.”
Left unexplained (because not noticed by the author at the
time) is how the alien ship is from Earth, when the story itself is set in “New
Hampshire” (first line on first page)!
Another oops!
Note the authorial note for the ages. Many years from now, literary scholars will
want to know which version of this story came first. Now they won’t have to guess!
Well, I appreciate your patience, kind reader, as we shared
another Hallowe’en horror. Only YOU can
decide of the “horror” lies in the story’s tale of cosmic doom … or in its mere
existence.
See you tomorrow with another Munsters image you can print and color!
Sunday, October 19, 2014
Dracula & Frankenstein in YOUR Mailbox!
More of the USPS's postcards from the Universal Monsters Stamps.
NAME TRIVIA #1: Explain the significance of our favorite Dracula's "last" name.
NAME TRIVIA #2: Give Boris Karloff's birth name.
GIVE UP? Every Monster Fan should have known!
Question #1: Lovely Bela hailed from the town of Lugos, in Hungary. His birth name was Bela Blasko (minus a couple of middle names).
Question #2: "Starring William Henry Pratt" just doesn't have the same cachet as "Starring Boris Karloff," does it?
See you tomorrow with another piece of deathless prose that should have died long ago!
NAME TRIVIA #1: Explain the significance of our favorite Dracula's "last" name.
NAME TRIVIA #2: Give Boris Karloff's birth name.
GIVE UP? Every Monster Fan should have known!
Question #1: Lovely Bela hailed from the town of Lugos, in Hungary. His birth name was Bela Blasko (minus a couple of middle names).
Question #2: "Starring William Henry Pratt" just doesn't have the same cachet as "Starring Boris Karloff," does it?
See you tomorrow with another piece of deathless prose that should have died long ago!
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