If only our grown-up metabolism could handle a sundae like that, without an immediate ten-pound weight gain!
You could say this guy's love is saah-MOKE-in'!
All of us rough-n-tough type of super-manly guys would have pretended to be all polite and obedient if we would've got some fresh-baked sugar cookies from that little girl. "Sure, Susie, I'll play house ... until I gobble the last one and run out to play ball until I throw up! Bye!"
See you Monday, fellow crumb-dusters!