Blame the Crash Test Dummies!

Yup, here's another example of perfect logic, from the government who blames most UFOs on swamp gas!

Of course, if you already believed the government's explanations that Japanese fire balloons or a weather balloon (at the same time) are reasonable, then why not go three-for-three?

SOURCE:  The Oklahoman, June 25, 1997

See you Monday.  

  

Need More Mystery in Your Life?

Then check out some of these tomes from my lurking, loony library!

The above 1979 chronicle of Betty Andreasson's multiple weird encounters starts out in a semi-objective way, but soon the weirdness of Andreasson's visions --- and that's what they were IMO, NOT actual, physical occurrences -- breaks down Fowler's defenses.  Read this book and see if you can blame him! 

Coming out only a few years later, this book covers a broader swathe of cases.  Fowler comes down squarely in the nuts-and-bolts, government-coverup-conspiracy camp.  This century, he discovered that those mean alien critters have snagged him too!

This book is a credulous chronicle of those wild, perhaps trans-dimensional types of UFOnauts.  Lots people loved this book, but to me it is of a piece with many others which take a dichotomous view -- either the "aliens" are from other planes of existence with important cosmic knowledge, or they drive mechanical saucers you could bounce a Frisbee off of.  Or both? 

There's no guessing where ol' "Raphael" is concerned, it's Space Brothers all the way!  This is the most vacuous tripe you can imagine, similar to all those mediums of the 19th century who solemnly passed on greetings from Uncle Wally.  It sounds profound if you haven't heard this kind of jaw hundreds of times before, from other folks proclaiming that they are THE ONLY TRUE conduit for messages from the Great Beyond.

In the interests of free thought, investigate these tomes yourself!  See you Thursday!