You Catch Bigfoot and I'll Kill Him!

In January of 2021, a state rep from my own dear state came up with an unusual idea to, he said, stir up revenue. The state should sell licenses to hunt Bigfoot.

It seems rather disingenuous to advocate "hunting" a wild critter with the stipulation that you shouldn't kill what you "hunt."

Maybe we should sell lawmaker-tickling licenses! or cloud-counting licenses! or roll-your-eyes licenses!

Maybe they can institute the Bigfoot-hunting license, and require that you hunt Bigfoot with a special state-authorized gun:

See you Thursday!