Not that There's Anything Wrong ...

Sometimes you just know the editors of these scandal rags were laughing themselves sick over their self-perceived cleverness!

Like this selection from the September 3, 1991 Star.

Or this breathless tell-all about heavy breathing on the set of Star Trek VI, from a December 1991 handout Movies USA.

Here's one from the previous year, also about STVI, from the November 20, 1990 Star.

As Johnny Crawford sang, don't believe all the rumors you read (or hear)!  See you Thursday.