Move Along, There's Nobody Buried There

Yes, Weekly World News digs up the dirt by not digging up JFK!

 Not only was he still alive in 1992, he was mucking about with world leaders!

Just because WWN disappeared from your grocery-store point-of-sale racks in 2007, never fear!  Now it's a digital monstrosity!

Put that in your conspiracy and smoke it.

See you on Thursday for something.