Interesting Night

Interesting Night

by Mark Alfred

August 3, 2014

Well I was playin' strip poker with Frankenstein

And I had about all that I could stand

'Cause he was down to his union suit

And I didn't want to win another hand, Lawd Lawd

     I didn't want to win another hand

     What a night, oh what an interesting night

     What a sight, what an uncomfortable sight

Well, I went skinny-dippin' with Dracula

Divin' off an old rowboat

I kept showin' off different strokes

But he only did the Dead Man Float, that's all

     He'd only do the Dead Man Float

     What a night, what an interesting night

     What a sight, he was fish-belly white

Well, I was playin' tag with the Wolf Man

By a river that rushed like a flood

It was fun but I kept flinching

Every time I was "it," he drew blood, that's right

     When I was tagged, he would always draw blood

     What a night, what an interesting night

     I couldn't hide, 'cause the moon was so bright

And the mummy and I saw a sad movie

I wasn't too happy because

When the story would get too weepy

He would cry 'til it gummed up his gauze

     It was such a night, oh what an interesting night

     Up came the lights, and he was stuck in his seat so tight

Oh such a night, was it real or a dream?

I'm gonna lay off the pepperoni pizza next Halloween