Monday, December 14, 2015

Tomorrow’s Tech … Today!



Tomorrow’s Tech … Today!

Many futuristic inventions have come to pass, while some may never be realized.

[Some of this was used as content for the Program Book of SoonerCon 24 in June 2015.  Hope you like the idea!]

FLYING CARS

          From Star Wars to The Jetsons, from Back to the Future to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, flying cars seem to be everywhere but in Mr and Mrs Modern Citizen’s garage.
          In 1929, Henry Ford demonstrated a “sky flivver” but gave it up a couple of years later.  A true flying car made it to concept model for Ford in 1956, the Volante Tri-Athodyne.  Other enterprises, from the US Army to Boeing, have proposed personal flyers, but the idea just hasn’t made it off the ground.
          Until 2013, that is, when an American company called Terrafugia announced that the first consumer flying car, the TF-X, should be available from them by around the year 2025.
          As a concept, flying cars embody the glittery, unrealistic expectations of populism’s consumerist future, to the point that “Dude, where’s my flying car?” has become a near-catchphrase, appearing as a cover story for a 2008 issue of Popular Science.  A 2014 NBC poll reported that most Americans surveyed expected flying cars within 50 years.

          One wonders if these optimistic souls have considered the extrapolatory eventuality of the combination of flying cars and human stupidity.  If you think impaired driving is a problem in two dimensions, just wait, you optimists!  Or, imagine a car lot visited by a dozen radicals who want to take test drives with explosives secreted in their backpacks.  The disaster-laden scenarios are endless!



TIME TRAVEL
          Until HG Well’s 1895 novel The Time Machine spread the meme, the only travel through time in storytelling was one-way, as exemplified by Rip Van Winkle, or those who visited Fairyland and returned home to find a hundred years passed, all in a summer’s afternoon. 

          The idea of traveling into the past feeds into the narcissistic notion, “How would my life be if things happened differently?”  Voyages into the future tend to halve themselves between “We got smart — problem solved” or “We got too smart — everyone’s doomed.”
          Tech for traveling may be as simple as a wish (Somewhere in Time) and as complicated as a TARDIS.  Whole series of Superman stories involved sending one character into another’s past and shunting their history to a side channel; Marvel likewise had an entire series, What If?  

          We don’t seem anywhere near to realizing this concept.  This is good, because who wants to be pulled over by the Time Police?

 

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Silly Amazon Suggestions



            As the commercial realm tries to get you to BUY-BUY-BUY things, on Thursdays I’m going to share some of the left-field suggestions that Amazon’s algorithms have calculated for me.

            You know how it works.  If you buy A, Amazon’s computers suggest that you might like to by B, because B is the same sort of consumer item as A.  Or, B is an author who sells the same genre of books as A.  USW. (German:  “und so weiter,”  their version of  “et cetera.”)

   All sorts of sport may be made about this one!  Because I own a DVD of the Burton-inspired movie, I might wish to read a spout of anti-materialism, individuality-hating stuff?  Not likely.

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    My first guess as to the linkage here is a depressing one.  The main character of The Rook, while a superhero who kills rather a few naughty types, is nevertheless a single British female.  So, of course anyone who reads about her owns a cat!
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   Come on, now!  Just because I bought a cassette/CD boombox, I own a cat?  I'm insulted!

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By the way, I heartily recommend a place in your lives for all three of the items which Amazon rightly deduced that I own.  Each can enrich your life, in various ways.

NOT THE SUGGESTIONS ... the original items!

See you Monday.

  

Monday, December 07, 2015

Memory Lane - Starlog #11 - Computer Games

This is from the issue of STARLOG cover-dated the month of our wedding -- January 1978.




It's up to you to make a list of the differences between then-and-now video games.  I know that my first game was a Space Invaders-type that was a plug-in cartridge.  The cartridge plugged into the back of my Commodore 64.  Which, of course, was wired with an RF splitter to a portable color TV.

The splitter looked something like this:

See you later.
  



Thursday, December 03, 2015

Re-Ups of Christmas Compilations: MA-42 - Happy Christmas Time, and MA-71 - Joyful Christmas Time

    Here are some of my most favorite Christmas from about 50 or more of my discs that are Christmas-related.
 
 MA-42 - Happy Christmas Time


1 - Hark! the Herald Angels Sing   The Philadelphia Orchestra
2 - Joy to the World    The O.C. Supertones
3 - Exotic Night   Martin Denny
4 - Little Drummer Boy    Georgia Kelly
5 - Sweet Little Jesus Boy  Chris Willis
6 - Happy Birthday Jesus Sparklepop
7 - Cha-Cha All the Way Capitol Studio Orchestra
8 - Carol of the Bells Teja Bell
9 - O Come, O Come, Emmanuel Joan Baez
10 - Heaven's Got a Baby Sarah Masen
11 - Away in a Manger The Philadelphia Orchestra
12 - I Need Christmas Erin O'Donnell
13 - We Three Kings Bop Claymation Christmas Celebration
14 - Here Comes Santa Claus Elvis Presley
15 - Jingle Bells Johnny Mercer
16 - Silent Night Twila Paris
17 - Christmas Time Is Here Again The Beatles (VM)
18 - White Christmas The Drifters
19 - Winter Wonderland Fleming and John
20 - Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer Mambo Billy May
21 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree Xmas! The Beatmas
22 - You Gotta Get Up Five Iron Frenzy
23 - Hark, the Herald Angels Sing A Charlie Brown Christmas
24 - Christmastime Is Here Seranova
25 - I Wonder as I Wander Joan Baez
26 - Silent Night, Holy Night The Philadelphia Orchestra


MA-71 - Joyful Christmas Time


01. Joy to the World - Anointed (3:46)
02. I Wonder as I Wander - An Old World Christmas (3:58)
03. Silent Night - Teja Bell (6:00)
04. Feliz Navidad - The Rubber Band (2:48)
05. Away in a Manger - Nat King Cole (2:01)
06. Hark, the Herald Angels Sing - Herb Avery (4:38)
07. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - Bing Crosby and Judy Garland (2:46)
08. Feliz Navidad - Sly's Alter Ego (1:44)
09. Carol Medley - The Swingle Singers (3:04)
10. Hark! - Claymation Christmas Celebration (3:35)
11. Joy to the World - Classics for Joy, Carols of Christmas (2:46)
12. Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming - Robert Shaw & Atlanta Chorus (2:26)
13. Silent Night - Robert Fripp & Apollo 8 (3:03)
14. Welcome Christmas - How the Grinch Stole Christmas (3:30)
15. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Joy Electric (2:12)
16. Blue Christmas - Denny Brownlee as Porky Pig (1:59)
17. The First Noel - An Old World Christmas (4:04)
18. Cleaning Man Christmas - The Cleaning Man (4:27)
19. What Child Is This? - The Rubber Band (4:38)
20. Joy to the World - The Philadelphia Orchestra (1:54)
21. O Come, O Come, Emmanuel - Robert Shaw & Atlanta Chorus (4:14)
22. Joy! - Claymation Christmas Celebration (2:34)
23. What Christmas Is All About - A Charlie Brown Christmas (1:03)
24. Away in a Manger - Joan Baez (1:55)
25. Silent Night - The Swingle Singers (3:45)

Notes about MA-71 - Joyful Christmas Time:
            If you haven’t seen the Claymation Christmas Celebration, then you have missed a lot of fun.  The soundtrack is full of fun and wonder, too.  As you will hear, it contains some joyous-solemn music, along with some silliness.

            The Rubber Band is a Beatles Tribute Band that’s been around since 1979.  I think you’ll like their arrangements on Tracks 4 and 19.

            Track 13 is an overlaying of spoken broadcasts from Apollo 8 astronauts with a Robert Fripp "Frippertronics" version of “Silent Night.”

            There used to be a little radio station in Oklahoma City called KOKF -- site with some history here.  It went off the broadcast airwaves in 2006.  You can now hear it online at 91 Online.  Anyway, during broadcast days one of the sponsoring businesses was a janitorial service.  Their tongue-in-cheek mascot was The Cleaning Man (who sounded a lot like Dudley Do-Right).  And, one Christmas time, we were treated to “A Cleaning Man Christmas,” which I am thrilled to share with you here. 

            The Swingle Singer tracks are from an album unreleased on this side of the pond.

            Track 25 is from a stupendous 1966 album by Joan Baez called Noel.  The arrangements were by Peter Schickele of PDQ Bach fame.

            The Track List moves back and forth from solemn to happy to silly and back again, several times.  I hope listening to this compilation lets you celebrate the greatest gift of all, God’s love, given through his Son.   

See you Monday! 
 
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