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Monday, February 26, 2018

WATCHMENUTIA #1: Keep Smiling!


KEEP SMILING!





            If you go over a thing often enough, you might not see everything that’s there ... but you’re also likely to see things that AREN’T there.

            I found a lot of  subtle and not-so-subtle images in Watchmen which reminded me of the good ol’ Smiley.  You tell me if some of these are reaching too far.  others may have noted them, but gosh-darn it, this is my blog!



CHAPTER ONE:


            As Detectives Bourquin and Fine leave the Blake murder scene on page 3, they get on an elevator already occupied by one of the building’s tenants.

            The end of his pipe has a familiar shape.



CHAPTER TWO:


            In this 1977 flashback to the pre-Keene Act riots, note the charging hydrant to the right of this panel from page 17.  And, of course, the splatter on Archie the owlship, in the foreground, is shaped like the blood smear on Edward Blake’s Smiley pin.  But back to the Smiley-face hydrant ...


            Now do you see it?



CHAPTER FOUR:


            At Christmastime in 1963, Janey gets the shivers thinking about Jon Osterman’s view of time, on page 11.


            Check out the Smiley-like reflections in the Christmas-tree ornaments.



CHAPTER SEVEN:


            Here, on the cover of the comic, and just inside on page 1, the smear of dust on Dan’s goggles, left by Janey’s finger, gives a Smiley-like look.


            Here’s one of the more obvious images, from page 18.


            And in the last panel of the chapter, on page 28, there’s another too-obvious-to-miss Smiley.



CHAPTER EIGHT:


            For a change, here’s a “Frowny” face that I cannot believe is coincidental.  Look at the mouthpiece of Sally Jupiter’s phone.



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            Later in Chapter Eight, a prolonged view of Hollis Mason’s jack o’lantern carving produces a familiar cheerful face.



CHAPTER TEN:

            This cheerful radar screen is repeated in the first panel inside.



CHAPTER ELEVEN:


            For the longest time, I was trying to see a Smiley in the reflective bowl with the zigzag motif.  No, don’t look at the bowl.  Look at Veidt’s plate!  The peas are the eyes, the fork is the bloodstain, and the inner ring of the plate serves as the smile!



CHAPTER TWELVE:


            Along with “Bodies Beyond Your Wildest Imaginings,” we see the now-detached crown of the familiar charging hydrant.


            This time, it has an extra blot, to match the Comedian’s badge!



            A repeated angle of the entrance tunnel into Karnak from the frozen-over vivarium has an ironically brightly smiling countenance.


            And as Rorschach tries to escape Karnak.



            You see it too, don’t you?



            Thanks for joining me on this tour of Smiley faces in the Watchmen comics maxiseries.



PS:  The fun doesn’t stop there!

           


            Watchmen: The Art of the Film, by Peter Aperlo (2009: Titan Books), contains three “comics” pages, reproduced on pages 62-63 of that volume.  They were drawn by Gibbons and colored by John Higgins at the behest of film director Zack Snyder to give us “a taste of what the graphic novel’s climax might have looked like if Adrian Veidt had followed the film's script.  These new ‘pages’ were drawn at Zack Snyder's request during pre-production....”



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            When you’re smiling, the whole world smiles with you!  And pretty soon, you may find yourself seeing Smileys everywhere!




            For instance, I’ve had this mini-Mr Coffee for more than a decade.  Over time, parts of the Teflon-like coating of the hot plate have worn off.


            Doesn’t my Mr Coffee hot plate have a cheerful disposition?



   So, no matter what life brews up for you, keep smiling!








Monday, February 19, 2018

Tomorrow’s Tech … Today!


Tomorrow’s Tech … Today!



Many futuristic inventions have come to pass, while some may never be realized.


INSTANT MEDICINE


            One of the more hopeful projections of SF’s future societies is the idea that medicine and healing will be dramatically sped up.  On this front, Star Trek may lead the pack with its diagnostic tables, tricorders, and the good ol’ anabolic protoplaser. Richard Shaver’s Teros and Deros wielded both healthy (“ben”) and harmful (“stim”) rays.  Did you know that Wonder Woman’s healing “purple ray” was actually based on an Edgar Cayce gadget?



            In 1979’s Alien, Kane is hustled to the “infirmary” after the facehugger has latched onto him.  He lies on a diagnostic bed which analyzes him.  Alan Dean Foster’s novelization of the movie actually calls this tech “the autodoc.” 


In a deleted scene from towards the film’s end, Ripley discovers Captain Dallas cocooned to a wall by the xenomorph.  When Dallas begs for death, Ripley offers to place him in the Notromo’s autodoc, but it’s too late; incineration is the only way to keep the alien’s spawn from hatching through Dallas.

            Here on Earth, Wilhelm Reich’s belief in the healing power of concentrated cosmic energy — “orgone therapy” — led to his imprisonment by the US government, where he died in 1957.  But times change!  In 2014, NASA signed two patent agreements with Texas-based GRoK Technologies. 


One would cover the growth of 3-D human tissue for drug testing; the other involved a device to treat pain without drugs.  The hope was to employ such devices on the International Space Station.


            Regarding diagnostic beds, the limits of modern medicine still require sensors to be attached to the patient, darn it.  But on a more optimistic note, Xprize is currently offering $10 million for a working medical tricorder design!



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CHRONOSCOPE / TIME VIEWER
           
If you can’t travel through time, perhaps you can watch history “live”!  The idea of a “television through time” has been a fruitful concept, beginning with an 1883 story, “L'historioscope,” by Eugène Mouton.  In comic books, it may be a uncomplicated as a super-fast trip into space to overtake light-waves from the past, or a “time telescope,” such as used by Superboy in a 1960 tale to show the teenaged Bruce Wayne their costumed-hero future friendship.



          Asimov’s 1956 story “The Dead Past” asks where time viewing might end, pointing out that being able to view the past might include a secret meeting held an hour ago, or private lives one second ago!  The 2000 Stephen Baxter/Arthur Clarke novel The Light of Other Days likewise opines that past-viewing would lead to society’s ruination by the elimination of privacy.  Meanwhile, on the viddy, Dr Who and Star Trek have featured time viewers in individual episodes.




          The explanation behind most fictional chronoscopes involves the harnessing of light rays emitted by past events. Strictly speaking, astronomers are viewing the past when they examine the heavens!  But so far the only theorized real-world possibility involves moving a wormhole’s exit from its gravitational field, to affect time and stretch it out for watching.  But good luck leaving the neighborhood after the show is over!


All right, gang, it's "time" to go.  Be "well"!  And come back next Monday for the next installment in a new series ... called WATCHMENUTIA ... about that favorite deconstructionist comic-book maxi-series, you-know-what.
   

Monday, February 12, 2018

MA-128 - Obsessive Love Tales

Have a twisted Valentine's Day with these slightly skewed love songs ...


Here's the lineup:
01 - Tapeworm of Love - Brute Force - 1967   (1:48)
02 - Alien Girl - Richard Bone - 1981   (3:04)
03 - Cold Blue Steel (Against My Head) - The Guardians of American Morality - 1987   (3:27)
04 - Plastic Love - Zed - 1983   (5:01)
05 - Creepin' Up on You - Darren Hayes - 2002   (4:52)
06 - Hypnotised - Scarlett Von Vollenman - 1981   (2:56)
07 - Helen in Your Headphones - The Dots - 1982   (3:02)
08 - Secret Love for Dinosaurs - The Procession - 1987   (3:01)
09 - Not from Her World - 4 Out of 5 Doctors - 1980   (4:28)
10 - I'm in Love with My Computer - Andy Warhol Banana Technicolor - 1982   (3:43)
11 - Contact High - Bill Lloyd - 1999   (4:31)
12 - Astral Love - Newstreet - 1982   (4:25)
13 - I'm in Love with My Walls - Lester Bangs and the Delinquents - 1981   (2:50)
14 - Loving a Siamese Twin - MAD Magazine - Jeanne Hayes - 1963   (2:18)
15 - Girls in Uniform - The Catch - 1982   (3:09)
16 - Toothless Girl - None If Any - 1985   (2:48)
17 - (My Girl's a) Hologram - The Rabies - 1982   (2:07)
18 - Plastic Doll - Bohemia - 1981   (3:02)
19 - Fictional Girl - Silent Guests - 1981   (3:28)
20 - X-Ray Specs - Moose Lodge - 1984   (1:38)
21 - Alien Too (Fallin') - French Revolution - 1988   (4:45)
22 - Anorexia - The Headhunters - 1985   (3:15)
23 - Girl in a Magazine - The Brains - 1980   (2:58)

https://www.filefactory.com/file/3k7vx7labs9c/MA-128.rar

See you next Monday!


Monday, February 05, 2018

Volume 1 of The Moody Blues’ Bio Is Released!


            Another great book from the mind of Marc Cushman (with a little help from yours truly) has arrived!




            Before I was asked to edit Marc Cushman’s book (now two volumes) about the Moody Blues, I knew very little about them, nor really cared.  I was a Beatles/Emerson, Lake & Palmer/Jethro Tull guy, as far as Britmusic went.



            But, despite myself, I came to learn a lot about this group whose music made a big WHAM! of an impact on pop culture. Marc documents the madness, hopes, disunion, and waves of popularity.  Most of this was news to me!



            I have a new appreciation for their music, especially since I’ve learned so much about the people and stories behind the songs.



            Through the kazillions of words from the Moodies, their friends, their family, and entertainment types, I learned tons of fascinatin’ info.  I came to know a lot about the group, and the thoughts of the members.



            Each wave of young consumers finds its own way to express its own feelings of joy, love, discovery, contemplation. For millions, the Moody Blues were the best at putting these thoughts and emotions into music and words.



            Whether you’re a Moody Blues fan when you finish – that’s up to you. But you’ll be thankful you started the journey. I know I am!



TRUTH IN REVIEWING:  I am the editor of this book.






(Forgive the low-res screengrabs from my digital, editing version:)



            From 1964







            To 1978





            ... You’ll learn gazillions of fascinating stories about the Moody Blues.  I promise!


See you next Monday for a special Valentine's music compilation!

Thursday, December 28, 2017

MA-126 - 45s & Favorites, Disc 19


            For our last post of 2017, and our final compilation in this month of sharing and reminiscence, here’s another bunch of my mostest favoritest songs ever.

01 - Do You Remember - Long Tall Ernie and the Shakers - 1977   (4:34)
02 - You're So Strange - The Zippers - 1977   (2:46)
03 - The Loneliest Man in the World - The Tourists - 1979   (4:06)
04 - Assassin - Intimate Obsessions - 1985   (4:24)
05 - Chinese Graffiti - Blue Peter - 1982   (3:32)
06 - Bus Full of Nuns - Dan Barr - 1983   (3:37)
07 - Change Partners - Stephen Stills - 1971   (3:12)
08 - 5-7-0-5 - City Boy - 1978   (3:11)
09 - I'm Weird - The M 80's - 1979   (3:12)
10 - It Was the Whiskey Talkin' (Not Me) - Jerry Lee Lewis - 1990   (3:40)
11 - Mushmind - Jet - 1979   (2:55)
12 - I Wanna Be with You - The Raspberries - 1972   (3:00)
13 - Nostalgia - Penetration - 1978   (3:44)
14 - My Brain Hurts - Fine Art - 1978   (3:33)
15 - Wot a Wally - Sharon - 1983   (2:50)
16 - Where's Captain Kirk - Spizzenergi - 1979   (2:17)
17 - I Love Playin' with Fire - The Runaways - 1977   (3:18)
18 - Connection - Elastica - 1994   (2:19)
19 - One Track Mind - The Knickerbockers - 1964   (2:20)
20 - Weight of the World - Ringo Starr - 1992   (3:52)
21 - Little Miss Proper - Susan Rhee and the Orientals - 1983   (4:05)
22 - Only Death Is Fatal - Garbo's Celluloid Heroes - 1978   (2:37)
23 - Tell That Girl to Shut Up - Holly and the Italians - 1979   (3:01)
24 - Rock and Roll Birthday - The Beatles - VM - 2009   (2:50)

            Our first track is frankly nostalgic, a fun and cheesy hark-back to some of the biggest music legends (regardless of musical quality).

            Track 8 is one in a long line of phone-call songs.

            Track 9, of course, could be the theme song of many.

            Track 10 was recorded for an album tied into the 1990 Dick Tracy film.  Not only fun, it sounds awfully close to the bone when you consider the artist.

            Track 17 could be a teen anthem for half the western world.

            And the final track is another stupendously fall-down-great cut from VM of the Beatles Remixers group.  Ka-WHAM!  Talk about going out with a bang!  Happy New Year!


... Happy New Year! We're taking the month of January off.  See you back here on Monday, February 5th, 2018!


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