Walk Like an Egyptian or Turning Japanese? We Belong!

If you can't find a familiar friend or new musical buddy in this compilation, you need to find a new planet.

01 - MTV Theme ''Man on the Moon'' - Jonathan Elias; John Petersen - 1981  (0:54)

02 - I Think I'm in Love - Eddie Money - 1982  (3:09)

03 - We Belong - Pat Benatar - 1984  (3:42)

04 - Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer - 1986  (4:05)

05 - Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel - 1987  (4:50)

06 - The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun - Julie Brown - 1984  (4:41)

07 - Turning Japanese - The Vapors - 1980  (3:47)

08 - Theme from “The Greatest American Hero” - Joey Scarbury - 1981  (3:15)

09 - Roll Over Beethoven (Long Version) - Electric Light Orchestra - 1973  (8:10)

10 - Hold Me - Fleetwood Mac - 1982  (3:46)

11 - Shakin' - Eddie Money - 1982  (3:10)

12 - The Warrior - Patty Smyth and Scandal - 1984  (3:58)

13 - Words - Missing Persons - 1983  (4:30)

14 - Shadows of the Night - Pat Benatar - 1982  (3:39)

15 - Mickey - Toni Basil - 1981  (3:38)

16 - Mexican Radio - Wall of Voodoo - 1982  (4:11)

17 - Walk Like an Egyptian - The Bangles - 1986  (3:24)

18 - Shock the Monkey - Peter Gabriel - 1982  (3:57)

For an added sensory overload experience, watch the videos of some of these, like "Shakin'," "Words," or "Sledge Hammer."

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See you Thursday, my compadre compilers!

  

The Water Is Wide, But Don't Say Goodbye!

 

... Or you'll miss all the fun of these nifty songs.  Some I heard on AM radio in the Seventies, others I encountered later.

01 - Goodbye - Mary Hopkin - 1969  (2:24)

02 - A Certain Kind - Bloodrock - 1971  (4:10)

03 - Friends - Elton John - 1971   (2:23)

04 - Wondr'ing Aloud/Wond'ring Again - Jethro Tull - 1971  (5:58)

05 - I Am I Said (edit) - Neil Diamond - 1971  (4:05)

06 - Oh Woman, Oh Why - Paul McCartney - 1971  (4:34)

07 - Don't Do It (live) - The Band - 1972   (4:27)

08 - Behind Blue Eyes - The Who - 1971   (3:41)

09 - Am I Blue - Bette Midler - 1972  (5:20)

10 - Grave Concern - Graham Nash - 1974  (2:46)

11 - The Bitch Is Back - Elton John - 1974  (3:44)

12 - Fame - David Bowie - 1975  (4:12)

13 - Beginnings - Steve Howe - 1975  (7:30)

14 - Saucy Sailor/Black Freighter (live) - Steeleye Span - 1978  (9:31)

15 - Bad Reputation - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - 1980  (2:48)

16 - The Water Is Wide - Karla Bonoff - 1979  (4:56)

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See you on Monday for our final week of ANTHOLOGY AUGUST!
  

"I Am Helpless Without My Computer" and Other Truths

Yeah, the 1980s had a lot going for it, including predictions of what's now common.

01 - I Am Helpless Without My Computer - The Nobodys  1984   (4:25)

02 - Back in Flesh - Wall of Voodoo  1981   (3:41)

03 - Porch - Personal Effects  1984   (2:53)

04 - Is This Love - Karen Lawrence  1986   (4:31)

05 - The Salt in My Tears - Martin Briley  1983   (3:24)

06 - The Fanatic - Felony  1983   (3:34)

07 - Color Anxiety - 9353  1983   (3:43)

08 - Mental Hopscotch - Missing Persons  1982   (3:15)

09 - You're Gettin' Even While I'm Gettin’ Odd - J Geils Band  1984   (6:46)

10 - Ways to Be Wicked - Lone Justice  1985   (3:25)

11 - Modern Man - National Pastime  1986   (4:09)

12 - Knight - Get Smart!  1984   (2:14)

13 - End of the World - Personal Effects  1984   (3:15)

14 - Love Me Too - Blanket of Secrecy  1982   (2:41)

15 - Running In Place - Iam Siam  1984   (3:28)

16 - Remote Control - Eternal Triangle  1984   (3:07)

17 - Fashion Hurts - Xex  1980   (2:12)

18 - Snake Dance - March Violets  1984   (4:55)

19 - The Computer Generation - Jyl  1984   (4:07)

20 - TV Man - The Bolshoi  1987   (4:35)

21 - Waiting Out the Eighties - The Coupe de Villes  1985   (3:08)

Listen to these fab songs while playing mental hopscotch.  Learn new ways to be wicked, while running in place and waiting out the Eighties.

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At least it'll be fun!  See you on Thursday.

  

Flashin' My Favorites for All to See

 

Yup, I heard most on AM radio, and some from albums I bought in the Seventies.

01 - Beginnings (single version) - Chicago - 1969  (2:49)

02 - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (single version) - Iron Butterfly - 1968  (2:53)

03 - Carry on Till Tomorrow - Badfinger - 1970  (4:46)

04 - Green-Eyed Lady - Sugarloaf - 1970  (6:49)

05 - That's the Way God Planned It (live) - Billy Preston - 1971  (4:33)

06 - Alone Again (Naturally) - Gilbert O'Sullivan - 1971  (3:36)

07 - DOA (album version) - Bloodrock - 1971  (8:28)

08 - Music - Carole King - 1971  (3:50)

09 - Hold Your Head Up - Argent - 1971  (6:16)

10 - Hoedown (live) - Emerson, Lake & Palmer - 1974  (4:16)

11 - Ride Captain Ride - Blood, Sweat & Tears - 1975  (5:05)

12 - All Around My Hat - Steeleye Span - 1975  (4:06)

13 - WOLD (live) - Harry Chapin - 1976  (5:05)

14 - I Wanna Be Sedated - The Ramones - 1978  (2:29)

15 - Watching Over You - Emerson, Lake & Palmer - 1977  (3:53)

16 - We Belong to the Night - Ellen Foley - 1979  (5:08)

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See you Monday, fellow time travellers!

  

Soon to Be Your Favorites, Too!

 How can I share my joy at listening to a wide variety of music? I guess by passing some of it along. You won’t find a theme otherwise.

01 - 45 Single - Suburban Reptiles - 1978  (1:48)

02 - Private Eye - Buddy Wilkins - 1960  (2:23)

03 - TH Queen (live) - Destroy All Monsters - 1995  (3:06)

04 - Echo Beach - Martha & the Muffins - 1979  (3:33)

05 - Floating Dream - Peanut Butter Conspiracy - 1967  (2:09)

06 - The Fool on the Hill (Major/Minor Swap) - The Beatles - The Evolution Control Committee - 1994  (2:58)

07 - LA Sleaze - CPC Gangbangs - 2008  (1:48)

08 - It Hurts to Be Sixteen - Andrea Carroll - 1963  (2:05)

09 - Ghost Rider - Suicide - 1976  (2:30)

10 - Back of My Hand - The Jags - 1979  (3:20)

11 - Do You Dream in Color? - Living Links - 1990  (3:34)

12 - Behind Those Eyes - The Diodes - 1977  (2:31)

13 - Nursery Rock - Judy & Joyce - 1958  (1:58)

14 - Television Addict - The Victims - 1979  (2:57)

15 - Disco Biscuit - Lung Leg - 1997  (2:17)

16 - She Got a Nose Job - The Dellwoods - 1962  (2:16)

17 - Fragile Beings - X-Teens - 1980  (2:13)

18 - Pop Star - Swoons - 1994  (2:13)

19 - Bloody Ice Cream - Bikini Kill - 1996  (1:21)

20 - What the World Needs Now Is Love - The Staple Singers - 1968  (2:44)

21 - Age of Corruption - Alan Klein - 1965  (3:31)

22 - Shot by Both Sides - Magazine - 1978  (4:03)

23 - Danger Signs - Penetration - 1979  (2:27)

24 - Magic Colors - Lesley Gore - 1967  (2:29)

25 - Don't Wake Me Up - Midnite Snaxxx - 2015  (1:32)

26 - Three Stars - Tommy Dee with Carol Kay and the Teen-Aires - 1959  (3:11)

27 - Love from Abbey Road - The Beatles - Sacred Cowboy - 2011  (7:34)

28 - Get Off the Radio - The Sharks - 1980  (2:57)

Track 5 is a pleasant diversion, but the way-out imagery is less impressive than in Track 11.

Track 6 is a virtuoso display of techno wizardry. But it wouldn’t have been a hit for the Beatles this way!

Track 8 crystallizes a true observation. Of course, you can hurt at other ages too -- don’t tell Andrea. And that chinking wood block might have inspired same in the Man from U.N.C.L.E.! Ya think? I figured not.

Don’t you agree that Track 13 is a buncha fun? Deedly-quack-quack, indeed!

I don’t know what a Disco Biscuit, even after listening to the song (Track 15)!

We’re all “Fragile Beings” (Track 17), but the X-Teens make it sound so fun!

Track 21 speaks for itself, but I wish I’d thought of it first! “I’m travelin’ so fast, I’m passing’ the wind!”

Track 24 -- wow -- what a pop-music depiction of the utter existential emptiness of lost love! (and co-written by Neil Sedaka, too!)

Track 26 is a curiosity, with disgustingly juvenile lyrics. It was a quicky rushed out to cash in on the deaths of Richie Valens, Buddy Holly, and the Big Bopper. The vocals are so maudlin! See what you think.

On the other extreme, Track 27 is just an astounding assemblage of Beatle beats!

And Track 28 signs us off. Hey, you!

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Once More into the Future!

Yes, it's another forward-looking compilation of songs which address a future world and time.

01 - The Year 2,000 Will Turn Out Okay (live) - The Deadbeats - 1978  (2:19)

02 - Computer Dating (live) - General Accident - 1980  (3:27)

03 - Time Machine - Jack Donovan and the Knight Caps - 1959  (2:19)

04 - Kitchen Motors - Crash Course in Science - 1980  (1:58)

05 - World 2000 - Gary Knight - 1968  (2:50)

06 - Home Alone - Los Microwaves - 1981  (1:46)

07 - Waiting for the Future - Berlin - 1980  (3:16)

08 - Polyclimate Is Here - John Ruth - 1981  (3:42)

09 - Babies on Parade - The Body Electric - 1983  (4:47)

10 - Lost in Space - Androids of Mu - 1980  (4:04)

11 - Science's Fiction - Hates - 1982  (2:11)

12 - Cyborg - The Outcasts - 1979  (3:11)

13 - Metropolis - Schwefel - 1988  (4:47)

14 - The Ultimate System - Murder the Disturbed - 1979  (3:59)

15 - In Nineteen-Ninety-Nine - Al Bernard - 1924  (3:21)

16 - The Future Now - Psychic Youth - 1981  (4:19)

17 - Robot Holiday - The Spizzles - 1981    (2:23)

18 - Living in a Vacuum - The Higher Primates - 1980  (1:32)

19 - Here Is the News - ELO - 1981   (3:44)

20 - Into Overload - Overload - 1980  (3:08)

21 - Dumping-Cart Motion - Glass Museum - 1983  (3:04)

22 - Just Too Many People - The Miamis - 1976  (3:09)

23 - Everything's Moving Too Fast - Peggy Lee - 1946  (2:58)

24 - Shape of Things - Manual Scan - 1986  (1:41)

Of course, it's up to YOU to decide what kind of future you want.  Polyclimates, Robot Holidays, or just a surrender to an endless Dumping-Cart Motion.

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For myself, I predict that if you come back on Monday you'll encounter another socko, boffo music comp!

  

WELCOME TO ANTHOLOGY AUGUST!

Yup, because I'm such a creative compiler, I got a plethora of presentations for ya this month.  Some are new; some are representations of comps which have been updated and/or altered.

To begin with, here's Disc 11 of my 45s & Favorites.

01. Chelsea Morning - Joni Mitchell (2:30)      1969

02. One Tin Soldier - The Original Caste (3:38)    1969

03. Closer to Home (single version) - Grand Funk Railroad (5:30)    1970

04. We're for the Dark - Badfinger (3:53)    1970

05. Get It On - Chase (2:59)    1971

06. I'm a Man (single version) - Chicago (3:26)    1969

07. Timothy - The Buoys (2:43)    1971

08. 10538 Overture - Electric Light Orchestra (5:29)    1971

09. Doctor My Eyes - Jackson Browne (3:19)    1972

10. Old Man - Neil Young (3:23)    1972

11. Taxi - Harry Chapin (6:42)    1972

12. Undercover Man - The Edgar Winter Group (3:49)    1972

13. Helen Wheels - Paul McCartney & Wings (3:45)    1973

14. Get Ready (single version) - Rare Earth (2:51)    1969

15. Junk Food Junkie (live) - Larry Groce (3:04)    1975

16. Barracuda - Heart (4:24)    1977

17. Rock 'n' Roll High School - Ramones (2:18)    1979

18. Twilight Zone - Golden Earring (4:40)    1982

19.  Pressure - Billy Joel (4:37)    1982

These are all fun in different ways.  For me, the real curiosity of this group is Track 3, the "single version" of Grand Funk's "Closer to Home."  I bet somebody today could come up with a more succinct (and technically polished) version today using Audacity or some such.

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Travel down some backroads of your mind and check back in Thursday, fellow time travelers!
  

Super Clothes #10 - More PJs

Here are more pajamas endured by kids and grandkids at our house.

It's hard to tell, but there's a pair of black long pajama bottoms here.

The above size 8 set is from a concern identified as PCA on the label.

This size 10-12 set, with the same central image, is from a company called Allison.

This yellow set which gives away the Super Secret is labeled size 7.

I hope you got some super swag to wear to dreamland!  See you on Monday to begin a month of compilations!

  

Great Fun Nearly Ruined by Poor Production

I’ve read a dozen or so books by Kevin J Anderson.  I lo-oo-ove his Dan Shamble books.  The only one of his many tie-ins I’ve read was his take on Superman’s origins, which did not impress me as to being sanguine with the “true” roots of Superman.  Review here.

When we hosted Anderson in 2019 for SoonerCon 28, he was very friendly, witty, and insightful in person.  I bought ALL of the Shamble books from him, and he signed each one.

And, I’m an original Kolchak Kid, having watched Darren McGavin as Carl Kolchak in 1972’s The Night Stalker and 1973’s The Night Strangler on ABC’s Movie of the Week.  So when Anderson plugged this comics hardback, I immediately ordered.

Came to find out there is one comic-book tale of Kolchak and Dan Shamble in a crossover tale, several alternate covers, and two text pieces.

I am NOT disappointed with the art or storytelling.  But the editing-proofreading of this project is VERY disappointing.

The first tale is the Kolchak-Shamble crossover comic story, titled “Unnaturally Normal.”  It’s a lot of fun, although the basic plot and most of the characters are transferred from a nearly identically plotted tale, “Wishful Thinking,” in Anderson’s 2018 collection of Shamble shorts, Services Rendered.

First page, first panel, a goof!  Look at the opening text box, an opening voiceover if you will.  Note that the LAST letter at the end of the first three lines is the FIRST letter of the first word on the next line!  What’s up with that!?!?!?

Read Shamble’s speech balloons circled here.  Somebody repeated the same words in BOTH balloons.  It’s a sure bet that in the script for this page, Shamble IS NOT saying the same thing twice!

The first text piece, featuring Kolchak, is called “On the Wrong Bigfoot,” written by Richard Dean Starr and Matthew Baugh.  Everything seems OK with it.  It’s a fun first-person piece in which our favorite reporter and the long-suffering Tony Vincenzo have some interesting encounters with several aspects of conspiracy culture.

The second text piece, called “Digital van Helsing – The Fate Worse than Death,” is by Anderson and Guy Anthony De Marco.  Like the other tales, it is fun to read.  BUT … the presentation is amateurishly inept!

In several places we have what looks to be a rewording which includes TWO word choices.  The one above can’t decide what to do concerning breakfast— to “think about” breakfast, or “contemplate” it, so we got BOTH!

This happens several places, as above when the narrator can’t decide whether to name Marvin or leave him a “young man.”  But it gets WORSE!

Look at the above page.  See all the circles?  In each place there’s a random insertion of the numeral 1 and a bracket, thus: 1｝

This happens ALL OVER this last story.

Don’t you HATE it with the medium ruins the message?  Ta-ta, see you on Thursday.

While the Sky Falls, It Will Talk to You

I understand the viewpoint that AI is "just a tool," but I'm still of the camp that tools can kill ya.

This article is from the September 3, 2023 Tulsa World.

Do you agree that many people are TOO ready to turn their lives to AI?  After all, anything designed to imitate the very imperfect human thought process can't be 100% trustworthy, right?

RIGHT?  I for one do NOT welcome our new robot masters!

See ya Monday.  

  

I Hope So Too

This article is from the July 6, 2025 Tulsa World.

MY APOLOGIES for the missing ending of the article's text.  The file is supposedly "corrupted" and that issue of the paper has gone to recycling heaven.  OOPS.

Come back Thursday and see if I have goofed up anything else!

  

It's a Super World

... Or at least, the fine Tulsa World newspaper cares a little bit about Superman!  (As previously demonstrated in Monday's post.)

Here are three more Kryptonish Kronicles:

This comic is from the July 11, 2025 issue.  Who'da thought that Barney Google and his buds could be so with it?

In this Page 2 editor's note from the same date, World editor Jason Collington tells his own autobiographical tale of Super Inspiration.

This strip is from the July 15, 2025 World.

See?  Super Stuff might be all around you, if you just look about!  See you Monday.

  

Superman Meets Mr Atoz

(That's a STAR TREK joke. Mr Atoz, get it? From "All Our Yesterdays"?)

This juicy compendium is from the July 6, 2025 Tulsa World.  (I don't know a finer newspaper in Oklahoma.)

See you Thursday, fellow fans!

  

In Other News ...

Of course, we're going to see the new Superman movie on opening night.  But cast your memories back a couple of decades ... 

Back in 2006, Superman Returns was the "new" Superman movie.  While there was a lot of good in it, there was just too much creepy x-ray spying and other stuff going on.  However ...

Somehow our local rag heard about my status as a big Superman fan.  I took a reporter and a photog on a tour of the Fortress of Markitude and ended up on the front page!

Above is the article as scanned from the June 28, 2006 Oklahoman.  Following are pix taken for the article.

Here I am showing off some issues in the Comics Closet.

This is a copy of Superman #158, which introduced (among other things) Nightwing and Flame Bird.

The above photo WAS NOT in the article, but it's me in 1963 with the same issue of Superman #158, when it was new.

Here I am with an (empty) box of wonderful Superman processed cheese food!

Here's a separate photo of the box, which can be studied in depth here.

See you at the movies!

  

The Trek -- or Pants -- of Theseus

That’s the title of my discussion-panel suggestion, used at 2024’s Soonercon 32. The panel summary:

Philosophical thought experiment: Does an object that has had all of its components replaced remains fundamentally the same object? Apply the “ship of Theseus” concept to Trek or other franchises. How much can be changed before it's not Star Trek, Star Wars, Dungeons and Dragons, or another cherished nerd franchise?

A lot of fun was had by all. And just last week I had fun when coming across this treatment of the “ship of Theseus” idea again!

I guess you could call this “the pants of Theseus,” huh? See you next time.

  

We'll See About This One

Here's a little note from the June 28, 2025 Tulsa World:

Note that in this article does NOT promise the end of sudden shutdowns.  The screen just won't be blue.  Progress marches on!

See ya Monday, fellow tech nerds.

  

Well, SOME of the Truth

Here's a clipping from the March 21, 1994 Tulsa World about the forming of what became known as the ARRB -- the Assassination Records Review Board.

If you wish to know more about the ARRB and its (lack of) findings, I encourage you to read the five-volume Inside the ARRB by Douglas Horne, one of the staff members.  Horne chronicles the cowardice and insight of several board members of higher rank than he was, and the attempts of some to make sure that no boats were rocked.

However, Horne explicates several important aspects of evidence that make the government's view (one or two shooters, no conspiracy, no government involvement) impossible to justify.  For one thing, the supposed autopsy photos and autopsy X-rays don't match each other, nor the recollections of either the autopsy doctors or Dallas doctors.

Read for yourself!  See you on Thursday.