Poe-try Friday

Today's instalment of Blog-o-Ween is simply a little fragment of verse, from an eleventh-grader who has OD'd on Edgar A.

It's an in medias res situation: You're waking up from a nightmare, no doubt caused by uneasy grief after your loved one's death.

I know not on what ground my feet are resting;
   I recognize not the air my nostrils embrace:
All is, and shall be, darkness, divesting
   My soul from all affiliation with the human race.
And so, with cautious movement, my hands begin questing
And, after interminable time, find a resting-
   Place ---
Upon my lover's inert, lifeless face.

You tell me.  Did the narrator kill her in a sleepwalking daze?  Did she die of Scarlet Fever after he failed to bring the doctor in time?  Did she fall into a booby-trap which he had set to catch somebody trying to harm her?

Your guess is as good as mine.

See you on Monday! 
Head on over to Spock’s Record Round-Up for musical fun during its Spooky Spock-Tober!
  
 

More Topps Monster Laughs

ABOVE:  This is how I feel, most of the spring / summer / fall months

See you on Friday with a brief Halloween ditty.  Tomorrow, Thursday, head on over to Spock’s Record Round-Up for musical fun during its Spooky Spock-Tober!

From a 1976 National Lampoon: The Genius of Gahan Wilson

In the  National Lampoon of the mid-1970s, Gahan Wilson had a wonderful strip called "Nuts," in which a little boy with social anxiety is just trying to figure things out.  In other words, he was a lot like me!

These pages are from the September, 1976 issue:

Such indeed in tone were my childhood Halloween memories ...

See you on Wednesday!  Now hurry over the the Record Round-Up to see what's on tap for today's instalment of Spooky Spock-Tober!
 

The Black Church -- An Attempt at Lovecraftian Horror

As a 15-tear-old, I was pleased as peaches with the discovery of HP Lovecraft and his wordy world of weirdness.

Fortunately, a downtown bookstore carried the various Ballantine anthologies then being released, including the two-part Tales of the Cthulhu Mythos.

Being an easily influenced teen raised on Poe, I immediately set off to imitate.

As you can tell from this unfinished bit of business hailing from 1973, I was giving sincere flattery to Robert Bloch and Lovecraft with "The Black Church."

This quest for a story was inspired by the tryptic formed by Bloch's "The Shambler from the Stars," HPL's "The Haunter of the Dark," and Bloch's answering "The Shadow from the Steeple."

Typically, there's an idea but no conflict-resolution.

 Still ... as you can tell, my heart's in the right place ... probably a jar on Robert Bloch's desk!

See you on Monday for more spooky nonsense.

The Munsters of October

 Yes, we still have not exhausted the dusty glory of Whitman's 1965 Munsters coloring book.

In this storyline, Marilyn has attracted another suitor who doesn't know about her creepy family.
Herman, Lily, and Grandpa are attending in costume.

Wait until the guests see what's under the masks!

Come back Friday to witness a pathetic attempt by a teenager to emulate Lovecraft and Bloch.

MA-88 - Spooks on the Loose

Welcome …

To the cebratin’-est Halloween season!

Our first offering for this fall, shared across Mark’s Super Blog and Spock’s Record Round-Up, is the new Halloween-music compilation for 2017…

On the line-up for tonight ….

01 - Count Floyd Intro - SCTV   1978  (0:35)

02 - Escape from Castle Wolfenstein - Monsters from Mars   2006  (3:03)

03 - Haunted House - Hasil Adkins   1986  (2:22)

04 - Seance - The Ebb-Tides   1967  (2:04)

05 - The Incredible Crawling Eye - Nervus Rex   1980  (3:39)

06 - Am I Dead Yet - The Gorehounds   1987  (2:46)

07 - Haunted After Midnight - Slim Martin   1961  (2:52)

08 - The Munsters (Metal Version) - Sylvain Cloux   2008  (0:44)

09 - Halloween Song - Neil Blunt and Jack Miffleton   1971  (1:58)

10 - The Bell Witch - Merle Kilgore   1964  (2:28)

11 - Vincent Price - Deep Purple   2013  (4:46)

12 - Trick or Treat - Ruth Roberts   1974  (1:39)

13 - Night of the Phantom - Larry & the Blue Notes   1965  (2:09)

14 - Graveyard Cha Cha - The Three D's   1960  (2:39)

15 - Midnight - The Rolling Headstones   1970  (2:48)

16 - Dracula's Wedding - OutKast Featuring Kelis   2003  (2:33)

17 - The Night Stalker - Teddy Durant   1965  (2:11)

18 - Tarantula - The Tarantulas   1960  (2:06)

19 - Space Devil - The Phantom Creepers   1992  (4:12)

20 - Spider Walk - The Sabres   1965  (2:33)

21 - I'm a Monster - Rock & Roll Frankenstein (soundtrack)   1999  (1:39)

22 - Re: Your Brains - Jonathan Coulton   2005  (4:29)

23 - Vampire's Ball - Mann Drake   1962  (2:30)

24 - Vampire Husband - Shelley Stuart & The Five Stars   1972  (2:57)

25 - Lady Vampire - Smokey Jam   1967  (1:51)

26 - Toxic Avenger - The Dickies   1990  (3:05)

27 - Doctor Frankenstein's Disco Party - Johnny Wakelin   1977  (3:46)

28 - Marble Orchard - The Graveyard Five   1968  (3:17)

29 - Is It a Dream? - Fatal Charm   1986  (3:38)

30 - Count Floyd Outro - SCTV   1978  (0:22)

Our (uninvited) host for tonight is Count Floyd …

Pretty scary, Kiddies?  I hope you think so.

https://www.filefactory.com/file/70m285g3n6uu/MA-88.rar

Come back on Wednesday for more fun on the Super Blog, with BLOG-O-WEEN! -- and on Thursday for more Halloween madness, with SPOOKY SPOCK-TOBER, on the Record Round-Up! 

By the way, here is the original Spook Show poster, changed to become our CD cover.

See You Monday, October 2!

Tomorrow's Tech -- Today! continued

Tomorrow’s Tech … Today!

Many futuristic inventions have come to pass, while some may never be realized.

CRYONIC SUSPENSION

Rip Van Winkle goes high-tech!  

From Alien’s Ripley to Futurama’s Fry 

to Star Trek’s Khan,

SF loves the idea of “travelling” to the future (or at least leapfrogging the present) via a longer-than-usual nap. First broached in print in 1770 by Louis-Sébastien Mercier, stories of accidental hibernation

(examples: Charles Eric Maine’s 1960 pulp novel He Owned the World,  or the tales of Buck Rogers) were soon outpaced by the idea of deliberate science-induced sleep.  Entering hypersleep at the start of a galactic jaunt is a good second-best, if you don’t have warp drive.  

(But never trust someone named HAL to wake you up.)

          Farmer’s Dayworld series proposed that a future Earth might solve its overcrowding by making everybody sleep for six days out of seven.

          The popularity of Robert Ettinger’s 1964 book The Prospect of Immortality brought this concept into widespread discussion. Present-day attempts to preserve life involve decapitation and “freezing” (aka cryonics), the old brain-in-a-jar trick. 

The Alcor Life Extension Foundation has “preserved” over 130 people, including game developer Hal Finney and baseball great Ted Williams (against his specific instructions).

          In the interests of accuracy, remember that “cryogenics” is the STUDY of deep-cold preservation of life; the APPLICATION of this knowledge is “cryonics.”  And, to be honest, the current “science” of cryogenics is a triumph of hope and lucre over realistic expectations.  There’s no known way to “unfreeze” someone safely; the process of freezing itself causes severe fractures in the brain, despite the use of cryoprotectants.

  That’s why, despite longstanding rumors (parodied by iCarly in 2009), Walt Disney is NOT frozen somewhere in a vault under the “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride.

***************

FTL           

If you want to get across the vast distances of galactic space in your own lifetime, you’ve got to conjecture either “jumping” via wormhole or teleportation (think Stargate) or some such; or by some version of a faster-than-light drive. 

In Star Trek, it’s called Warp Drive; the same general idea is called hyperdrive in the Star Wars universe.  If you’d rather use an Infinite Improbability Drive, you’ve got a lot of company.

          In 1994 theoretical physicist Miguel Alcubierre drew a lot of attention for his theory proposing a method for changing the geometry of space, by creating a wave that would cause the fabric of space ahead of a spacecraft to contract and the space behind it to expand.  Another typical depiction of traveling Faster Than Light is described as a figurative folding of space, like doubling a piece of paper and jumping from one edge to the next with a short hop.

          But regardless of the mechanism, what kind of power source could enable such a drastic remolding of space-time?  That’s usually where invention steps in, hypothesizing Dilithium crystals or harnessing a black hole.

          And don’t forget the dangerous possibilities involved in FTL travel, as expressed by A. H. Reginald Buller in the limerick “Relativity,” first published in 1923:

          There was a young lady named Bright
          Whose speed was far faster than light;
          She set out one day
          In a relative way
          And returned on the previous night.

Well, that's all for now.  The Super Blog is taking a month off, in preparation for the witching season.  We'll see you on Monday, October 2, for the beginning of ... Blog-o-Ween!
 

MA-94 - It Encroached from the 1980s

In this music compilation, we take an overdue look at that often overlooked era in popular music, the 1980s.

What? You mean it's NOT overlooked?  Well, most of these songs ARE.  But they're really fun!

01 - ADSR - Mo   1982   (2:21)

02 - Ayatollah - The Swingers   1981  (3:37)

03 - Everybody Wants to Work - Uncanny X-Men   1984  (3:11)

04 - At the Village Gates - White Glove Test   1986  (5:17)

05 - Faeries (Living at the Bottom of the Garden) - Renaissance   1981  (4:00)

06 - China - Red Rockers   1983  (4:00)

07 - The Hots for You - Brian Brain   1981  (1:53)

08 - As Forever as You - Face to Face   1988  (4:10)

09 - She Goes Out with Everybody - The Spongetones   1982  (2:27)

10 - Touch - I'm So Hollow   1981  (3:51)

11 - Pumping Iron - The Flatbackers   1980  (3:04)

12 - We Are Frank Chickens - Frank Chickens   1984  (4:41)

13 - Tell Yourself the Truth - Skank   1985  (4:24)

14 - No One's Girl - Unit 5   1981  (3:40)

15 - All Day Long - X-Teens   1984  (3:44)

16 - Starlight Jingles - Radio Heart   1987  (4:11)

17 - Dancin' on the Power Lines - Jim Foster   1986  (4:44)

18 - Pull Me - Jenson Interceptor   1983  (3:15)

19 - Suit of Nails - 17 Pygmies   1985  (3:34)

20 - Hello, I Am Your Heart - Bette Bright and the Illuminations   1981  (3:09)

21 - Still Life in Radio - Age of Mirrors   1987  (4:12)

Many of these songs have only one release, though some can also be found on Spockify or iGoons or some of those services.

There's a lot of distinctiveness (some might say oddness) here, along with some pretty stuff.

Track 1 is a wry observation on the way that music synthesizers with their multiple capabilities might soon put life performers out of business.  ADSR is a term relating to the musical performance of synths.

Track 2, of course, relates to that hairy guy whose followers in Iran took all those hostages in November, 1979.

Track 5 is a charming fantasaical romp.

Did you know that the lead singer for Radio Heart, the group behind the glittery pop confection of Track 16, was later-miminal-synth guy Gary Numan?

I hope you can unpack a tithe of the fun I get listening to this mishmash of silly, sincere, and oddball charm.

https://www.filefactory.com/file/5amv9i78qdbc/MA-94.rar

  See you on Monday, friends!