Perhaps the logic here is that if you buy bags for your vacuum cleaner, then you are likely to be a breast-pumping female???
I suppose that if you vacuumed most of your kid's Lego pieces up and filled up your vacuum-cleaner bag (thus needing to buy new vacuum-cleaner bags) -- then you might want to placate the kid by buying more Legos?
How about you guys -- have you come across some such wacky suggestions?
I was born at a very early age, in a hospital to be near my mother. After appearing in productions of both GODSPELL and JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR in the 1970s, I found a wonderful wife and wrote many love songs to her, but not as many love songs as I write to God my Savior and Redeemer. We have three kids (one of each) -- wait for it -- blonde, brunette, and redhead.