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Monday, October 01, 2018

BLOG-O-WEEN 2018 Begins: MA-123: The Haunted 1980s

Welcome to the most ghostliest, ghastliest, fun time of the year!

Our opening salvo is a new Halloween comp for this year, drawn solely from that wild-n-wacky decade, the 1980s.  The line-up:

01 - Riboflavin-Flavored, Non-Carbonated, Polyunsaturated Blood - 45 Grave   1980  (2:53)
02 - Halloween - Distant Drums   1982  (3:36)
03 - Monster Island - The Dickies   1985  (1:56)
04 - Bates Motel - The Hitmen   1981  (3:19)
05 - Monster Rock - Screaming Lord Sutch   1982  (2:25)
06 - Jazz Butcher Meets Count Dracula - The Jazz Butcher   1983  (2:52)
07 - The Cabinet - Das Kabinette   1983  (3:57)
08 - Lycanthropia - Harry   1988  (5:00)
09 - Shaking of the Sheets - Steeleye Span   1989  (4:10)
10 - Horror Stories - Dance on Water   1984  (3:39)
11 - Final Scene - Greg Vandike   1980  (2:43)
12 - Like a Ghost - Ignatius Jones   1981  (3:22)
13 - The Masque - The Dark   1982  (3:42)
14 - Horror Movies - The Bollock Brothers   1983  (5:09)
15 - Dead Things - The Gorehounds   1987  (2:49)
16 - Halloween - The Wigs   1985  (2:28)
17 - The Vegas Vampire - Jim Parker   1983  (2:18)
18 - Count Duckula Theme - TV Soundtrack   1988  (1:09)
19 - Stuck in a Nightmare - Tooth & Nail   1988  (3:54)
20 - See You in the Boneyard - The Flesh Eaters   1981  (3:31)
21 - Scared of the Dark - Unit 5   1981  (4:00)
22 - I Kill with Warning - Rash of Stabbings   1983  (2:38)
23 - Something in My House - Dead or Alive   1987  (3:49)
24 - Slave Beyond the Grave - Johanna Went   1981  (2:51)


See you on Wednesday for our next installment of Blog-o-Ween!
 

Tuesday, September 04, 2018

Monday, August 27, 2018

NEWS FLASH: “Terror of the Wolfman” Unearthed!


Yes, campers!  This Earth-shattering movie was excavated from its Super-8 cartridge, developed, and unleashed to the Interwebs!



You can see the script and learn about its development in this post from October, 2015, on the Super Blog.



This mangy opus was concocted in Fall of 1973.



Your Cast:
Markus Alfredio

David Rush as The Burgomeister (Mad Scientist)

Above is a clearer photo of our movie maestro.



ALSO STARRING:

Bill Hughes as "Igor" and the Sheriff

Tony Greenway as the Lonesome Lover

Cathy Richardson as the Doomed Beauty

 You can tell the film’s blazing 1970s topicality by reading the “Sound by” credit.

And, yes, the Technical Advisor’s name is a deliberate portmanteau of Marvel’s Stan Lee with the director Stanley Kubrick.

As our story opens, David Rush as the Mad Scientist/Burgomeister is performing a delicate experiment.  The secret formula will, in fact, lead to *gasp* several deaths.



It’s deliberate that David resembles Groucho Marx.  (That’s a greasepaint moustache.)



The Mad Scientist’s lab was set in my parents’ garage, complete with a Visible Man model and my big brother’s chemical set.



Cued by his hunchbacked assistant—played by Bill Hughes (seen again later)—, the Mad Scientist welcomes his gawky guinea pig.

Yep, yours truly.  I looked like this in the senior photo taken later, in fall of this year:
By the way, that chapeau atop my dome was purchased at the OSU (OK State University) bookstore. 

It’s bright orange.  I had worn the thing previously in our church’s presentation of Godspell, in November, 1972.



Our sucker subject has come to the Doctor because of a bad headache.  A perfect prospect for the Doctor’s formula!
Yes, that’s a 7Up Uncola glass I’m quaffing from.  A better view:
And now, after some amateur stop-motion hand-hair-growing, a full reveal of the monstrous transformation!
Wait a minute!  That’s no wolfman!
Nope, for some reason we didn’t use a werewolf face ... we used a thin rubber skull mask, augmented by a glued-on beard and my glasses, crowned by the OSU derby.



When the “wolfman” makes a pass at the astounded Doctor, the scientist tries to ward the creature off with some scissors.
This line refers to the creature’s originally intended hirsute state.
And, of course, the “little snip” business is another Marxist reference, to the infamous barber scene from Monkey Business, when a moustache trim ends in a tiny Hitlerian bristle.



You may notice that the transformed monster (that’s me) doesn’t do a lot of damage to the laboratory.  Director David Rush explains:  “One memory is, I recall Bill [Hughes] and I wanted you to be more violent once you turned into the monster but for some reason you didn't want to wreck your parents’ garage.  We compromised with your energetic kick of the plastic bottles under the table.”

After the “wolfman” escapes, he participates in another film homage, this time to the sequence in 1931’s Frankenstein. 
Of course, our scene was more rudely hewn.  And, I’ll have you know, Terror of the Wolfman parodied Frankenstein a FULL YEAR before Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks did it in Young Frankenstein!  So there!
By the way, Kathy our mermaid was a swell sport.

The Lonesome Lover seeking his lost mate.

After this foul deed, our “wolfman” runs away, and directly past Bill Hughes, our sheriff with a rifle.  Talk about Instant News!  No sooner does the fiend leave the maiden’s body behind ... than it’s front-page news on the newspaper the same day!

EXTRA SPECIAL UPDATE: We are now able to pinpoint the shooting of the movie (or at least the newspaper scene).  The Headline "Nixon Believes Field Unlimited, Sources Report" undoubtedly is from May, 1973.  Nixon's 2nd Attorney General, Richard Kleindienst, resigned on April 30, 1973.  Then-Secretary of Defense Elliott Richardson was tapped for the AG slot at the end of May, 1973.  This newspaper (thus the scene) came from that interregnum of AGs.

Strangely enough, the “wolfman” clambers into his home and becomes mysteriously delivered of his affliction.  Maybe the eldritch draught wore off?

Never mind, because he’s been tracked down and will pay the price for his dirty deeds.  You can also get a good glimpse of Sheriff Bill Hughes.



And so our tragic tale doth end ...



Insane amounts of gratitude are due to David Rush.  His blog may be found here:  http://zeppomanx.blogspot.com/.

He developed the film and edited it.  As far as the dubbed music soundtrack, he writes, “For the record I lifted the music from these sources:  DVD of F.W. Murnau’s Nosferatu – DVD of The Third Man, directed by Carol Reed with Joseph Cotton and Orson Welles – Marx Brothers music found somewhere on the Internet.”



And now you, my friends, may view Terror of the Wolfman!

 That's all, my friends, until the beginning of October.  Come back on Monday, October 1st, for BLOG-O-WEEN!

Monday, August 20, 2018

Celebrating the Big Show, #2 - Fučík's "Entry of the Gladiators"




The Circus Tune

That’s Everywhere



          The 1897 military march “Entry of the Gladiators,” by Czech composer Julius Fučík, is instantly recognizable as “circus music.”  Since the early 1900s, this flamboyant piece has been used as a screamer march for circuses and shows as the acts enter the arena.  The tune’s familiarity has led to its being included in many a pop song—over 60, according to whosampled.com.  Just a few of the acts to include riffs or melodies from “Entry”:




·        “The Show Must Go On,” Three Dog Night, 1974

·        “Merry Go Round,” Keith Sweat, 1990

·        “Goodbye Cruel World,” James Darren, 1961


·        “Hokus Pokus,” Insane Clown Posse, 1997


·        “Tight Rope,” Leon Russell, 1972

·        “Don’t Get It Twisted,” Gwen Stefani, 2006


·        “Killer Klowns from Outer Space,” The Dickies, 1988

·        “Yakety Sax,” Boots Randolph, 1963


·        “Amusement Park,” 50 Cent, 2007

·        “Palisades Park,” Freddy Cannon, 1962

·        “Rhymin’ Man,” Frank Zappa, 1988

·        “Chaos and Disorder,” Prince, 1996


·        “Your Sister Can’t Twist (But She Can Rock ‘n Roll),” Elton John, 1973



          You will also encounter “Entry of the Gladiators” in films such as:

·        Mary Poppins, 1964

·        Octopussy, 1983

·        Madagascar 3, 2012



 See you next Monday, with a devastating exposé on a long-lost horror classic!



Monday, August 13, 2018

Bookmarks I Have Known, #1



One of my sillier passions is accumulating bits of paper ephemera to use as bookmarks.



These are from the tippling side of the fence:


This public-service wallet-sized card was distributed freely to convenience stores in the 1980s by the OK Highway Safety Program.




I don’t know how I came across this semi-legal document.  It looks like an affidavit swearing you’re old enough to tipple.



The final two gems come from the wide world of public cleaners.




Everyone needs proper collar spacing, right?


And this seems like the perfect out for almost scrubbing a hole in a spotted shirttail.


That is all for this week, friends.  See you next Monday!
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