Since there was already a Santa Claus onsite, he pulled his fake beard over his head to become - voila! - MISSUS Santa Claus, the better to deliver Washington's booby-trapped cuckoo clock.
But then the Prussian Santa wants to get frisky!
After a little bait-and-box, Bob and Harvard get out of there, just in time.
So how a lowly American Revolutionary War soldier came across a treasure from Cleopatra, we don't know. But instead of investigating the discovery of cottage cheese, it's off to Actium in 31 BC.
See you at week's end for our next leap backwards in time.