Thursday, June 22, 2023
Backstage at THE FLASH!
Monday, June 19, 2023
Brain Exercises!
This brain was advertised in the November 1973 issue. Before you scoff too much, remember that this was less than five years after Apollo 11's trip to the Moon. A hand calculator was a BIG DEAL!See how far we came in only six years? This Voice Chess Challenger was offered in the December 1979 issue.
Thursday, June 15, 2023
BOOK REVIEW: The Satanism Scare
The Satanism Scare. Edited by James T Richardson, Joel Best, and David G Bromley. NY: Aldine de Gruyter, 1991
This is a series of articles surveying the alternately venal and well-intended “Satan’s coming for our kids” craze of the 1970s-80s.
The
“satanic scare” was made up of several streams of thought and/or hysteria:
- · An EVIL organized religious-belief system has consistently preyed on “the children,” the most vulnerable of society
- · The economic and social power accrued by these irredeemably EVIL practitioners allows them to get away with it
- · Children never lie or confabulate, even with coerced or plied with leading questions
- · Any rebellious teen who is curious about new ideas, practices, or beliefs is gonna get swallowed up by EVIL
- · The worse the allegations of EVIL, the more likely it is to be true (or partially true)
The
articles survey the broad swaths of the concept and dissect some local
instances. The authors’ information is borne from research questionnaires, surveys
of media coverage, and assessment of the books generated by drum-beaters and
so-called “survivors.”
The time
for the “Satanic Panic” was ripe. The teen and pre-teen age/consumer group had
more autonomy and social (that is, spending) power than previous times. Their
parents’ (and grandparents’) generation had mostly grown up under wartime
strictures. These elders had “saved the world”—but instead of being grateful,
the kids were mocking “establishment” values.
The responses
of the social anxious, when confronted by insecurity, are similar worldwide.
Part of the population feels “things” are falling apart, they aren’t as good as
they “used to be.” This falling-short of the “good old days” is demonstrated by
the way our own kids don’t respect the ways and the world we worked so
hard to provide for them.
The teenage
resentment and disquiet makes the youngsters ripe for being victimized by the
EVIL people who tempt our youth with strange new ways, using the age-old lures
of sex and drugs and alcohol. And our
kids may end up slaves to the EVIL, servants to the EVIL, or even human or
sexual sacrifices to the EVIL!
The reality
was much tamer. Bored kids sought
distraction in things declared off-limits by Mom and Dad. Savvy capitalists realized money could be
made from marketing edgy music or other media. Other seedy capitalists realized
they could achieve money and a weird kind of acclaim by asserting knowledge
about the EVIL, or by claiming to have escaped the EVIL.
Here’s the
deal. Among other ways to be selfish and
antisocial, selfish and-or sociopathic types have used the trappings of devil
worship to cow or enthrall younger people.
But decades of many-pronged investigations in many states and other
countries have proven that there are no generational child-sacrificing,
nihilistic “satanic” cults.
There are
some lower-case “satanic” churches and plenty of self-proclaimed “witches.”
But, like any other people, they’re a mixed bag of happy, delusional,
well-adjusted, and cranky humans. The
mentally ill, or some who have chosen to commit crimes, are present in any
demographic.
The
Satanism Scare says much more about the insecurity of the self-proclaimed
defenders of the children than it does about any organized danger to
children. Most of the “evidence” of EVIL
practices were leftovers from kids’ drinking parties, or graffiti left to scare
the next kids to come along. The murders
or child abuse uncovered as evidence invariably were linked to mental and-or
emotional aspects of the culprits, who allied themselves with the purported bad
guy, the Devil, to absolve their own blame, or to placate a non-existent demand
for sacrifice.
Chapter 16
chronicles an interesting fact that, in the public eye, something labeled
“satanic” belief is automatically more negatively connotated than something
called “witchcraft.”
For me the
most interesting chapter was Chapter 17, about “Legend-Trips.” I remember that in Bartlesville, OK, the cool
teens went to the ruins of the Labadie house, which was rumored to be haunted.
Links here. “Legend-Trips” is a catch-all term for the
type of group-initiation experience also exemplified by daring each other to
spend an hour in a cemetery at night, or reciting a name in the dark to a
mirror, and so on.
For a
fascinating look into the mindset of pathetic people … for an interesting
survey or misguided parental fear … for a dispassionate look at the evidence
behind so-called satanic worship … for lots of statements which you’ll feel
apply to the human condition in general …
Buy this
book, or check it out from a library.
Remember, the Devil may be real, but you don’t need to torture cats or
write on the wall of a vacant house to get his attention. When we live our lives selfishly and ignore
the needs of the poor, or bad-mouth someone we don’t like, we’re doing the
Devil’s work just fine.
See you Monday.
Monday, June 12, 2023
Bat-ten Down the Hatches!
See ya Thursday, fellow Batmaniacs!
Thursday, June 08, 2023
Superman Cheats!
This little spread is from Amazing Heroes #193, from August 1991.
Monday, June 05, 2023
Mannix Trek!
Thursday, June 01, 2023
Tell Number Six I Have His Book
I was bemused to see the origin point for the book.
See you Monday! Make sure to return all library books!
Monday, May 29, 2023
Themes for a Quest!
Ready for some adventure?
It's a chronological one. The first track is from a 1966 kids' record, Golden Cartoons in Song. Track 2-54 are from a little-seen record called Incidental Themes From Jonny Quest And Other TV Animation. The final tracks are more recent covers or variants from spinoffs.01 - Theme from Jonny Quest - Golden Cartoons in Song - 1966
02 - Opening Theme with FX
03 - Opening Theme without FX
04 - Off to a Good Start
05 - Everything's Ducky
06 - Nothing Wrong Here
07 - Atonal Chase Cue
08 - Theme from Jonny Quest - The Swingtips - 2000
09 - Nostalgic-Reflective Cue
10 - Swimming with Dolphins
11 - Danger on the Way
12 - Danger at Our Doorstep
13 - Raymond Scott-esque Cue #1
14 - Raymond Scott-esque Cue #2
15 - Latin Nightmare Waltz
16 - Big City Blues #1
17 - Big City Blues #2
18 - Walking Bass - Brooding Organ
19 - Percussively Yours
20 - Theme from Jonny Quest - London Music Works, The City of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra - 2014
21 - Tympani Cue
22 - Tribal Frenzy
23 - Rolling Beat
24 - Woodwind - Brass Cue #1
25 - Woodwind - Brass Cue #2
26 - Middle Eastern Mood
27 - Atonal Danger Theme
28 - Hallucination - Nightmare Them
29 - Dark March #1
30 - Perilous Moment #1
31 - Latin Danger Cue
32 - Driving Dark March #1
33 - Jazz Waltz Nightmare Waltz
34 - Dark March #2
35 - Perilous Moment #2
36 - Perilous Moment #3
37 - Theme from Jonny Quest - Dorm40music - 2010
38 - Low Moaning Brass Danger Cue
39 - Stinging Strings
40 - Brass - Strings Danger Cue #2
41 - Cascading Danger Cue
42 - Galloping Danger Cue
43 - The Mummy Walks!
44 - Perilous Moment #4
45 - Driving Dark March #2
46 - Confident Victory March
47 - Stately Victory March
48 - Stately Wrap-Up March
49 - Buoyant Wrap-Up March
50 - Wrap Up Au-Go-Go
51 - Closing Theme without FX Take 1
52 - Closing Theme without FX Take 2
53 - Closing Theme without FX Take 3
54 - End Title with FX
55 - The New Adventures of Jonny Quest Opening with FX - Curtin arr Gary Lionelli - 1986
56 - Jonny's Golden Quest Opening Theme - Curtin arr John Debney - 1993
57 - Jonny's Golden Quest Closing Theme - Curtin arr John Debney - 1993
58 - Jonny Quest vs the Cyber Insects Theme - Curtin arr Thomas Chase - Steve Rucker - 1995
59 - The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest Opening Theme - Curtin arr Gary Lionelli - 1996
60 - The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest Closing Theme (short) - Curtin arr Gary Lionelli - 1996
61 - The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest Closing Theme (long) - Curtin arr Gary Lionelli - 1996
62 - Theme from Jonny Quest - Reverend Horton Heat - 1995
63 - Jonny Quest Art Card
64 - Jonny Quest End Title no FX - Hoyt Curtin - 1964
https://www.filefactory.com/file/5r28zhm9mhia/MA-179.rar
Have fun campers! That's the end of MUSICAL MONTH OF MAY 2023! See you Thursday for who-knows-what!
Thursday, May 25, 2023
Save the Drama fo' Yo' Saucerama!
That's what you'll feel if you tried to get this post from its 2015 link. It's defunct.
Let's try again!
Monday, May 22, 2023
When Superboy Ate the Uranium ...
... He got an ATOMIC ACHE.
Well, that joke is the excuse I came up with for the title of this compilation about nuclear life.
01 - Vaporize Me, Atomize Me - Moose Lodge - 1984 (2:53)
02 - The Meltdown - Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band - 1980 (3:50)
03 - 20 Tons of TNT - Flanders and Swann - 1963 (2:31)
04 - Fire from Above - SM Corporation - 1983 (3:45)
05 - I'd Rather Be Like a Hermit - Frankie Ervin & Austin McCoy - 1951 (2:39)
06 - Microwave Radiation - Xterminators - 1978 (3:17)
07 - Strange Eyes - Sons of Heroes - 1983 (4:26)
08 - The Civil Defense Sign - Mark Spoelstra - 1962 (3:46)
09 - Got My Call Card - LB Lawson and James Scott - 1952 (3:25)
10 - Nuclear Age - Synthetic Products - 1986 (5:04)
11 - Red Car - Trees - 1982 (4:42)
12 - Dig a Hole - Digits - 1980 (2:56)
13 - The Atom - Bob Harter with Dickson Hall & His Mountaineers - 1960 (2:29)
14 - Meltdown - The Reactors - 1979 (2:51)
15 - Four Minute Warning - Mark Owen - 2003 (4:12)
16 - The Great Atomic Power - Raul Malo, Pat Flynn, Rob Ickes & Dave Pomeroy - 2004 (2:40)
17 - Uranium Lou - Lew Tobin's Orchestra - 1957 (2:18)
18 - The A-Bomb Woke Me Up - The Swimming Pool Qs - 1979 (2:54)
19 - Fallout - Data - 1981 (3:34)
20 - Three Eyed Freak - Angelo & His Egos - 1985 (3:53)
21 - Khrushchev Twist - Melvin Gayle - 1962 (1:57)
22 - (We've Got) The Neutron Bomb - The Weirdos - 1978 (2:58)
23 - Doomsday - Zen Fuller - 1962 (1:55)
24 - Legacy of Morons - The Trilobites - 1986 (2:53)
Listen to these and be edified by the freed0m of opinion on bombing, fission, power generation, or trying to sleep late.
Thursday, May 18, 2023
Three Times the Gimmick!
01 - 80's Girl - Eric Blake - 1981 (2:50)
02 - Running Dog - Lo Tek - 1980 (1:19)
03 - Television Vision - The Sinceros - 1981 (2:44)
04 - Danger Games - The Pinkees - 1982 (2:55)
05 - Be Stiff - DEVO with Toni Basil - 1981 (3:24)
06 - Gimme Attention - Zro4 - 1980 (1:45)
07 - Napalm Springs - Vivabeat - 1982 (4:30)
08 - Designer Genes - Amoebas in Chaos - 1981 (1:29)
09 - Leather Complex - VS - 1980 (2:02)
10 - Mirror Mirror - Jimmy and the Boys - 1981 (2:06)
11 - Later Baby - The Dadistics - 1980 (3:14)
12 - Fade Out - Repetition - 1981 (4:36)
13 - Separate Rooms - The Boxboys - 1980 (3:13)
14 - World Destruction - Time Zone - 1984 (5:05)
15 - Happy Funeral - Kitchen and the Plastic Spoons - 1980 (3:07)
16 - TV Love - Simpletones - 1980 (1:35)
17 - Dead Sea - Spray Pals - 1982 (5:28)
18 - Female Trouble - Morbid Opera - 1986 (2:02)
19 - Bored Housewifes - Androids of Mu - 1980 (2:19)
20 - TV Party - Black Flag - 1981 (3:31)
21 - Bad Influence - Screamin' Rachael and Remote - 1980 (3:33)
22 - Baby Baby - The Impossible Years - 1981 (2:59)
23 - Duncan Dancin' - Non Band - 1982 (3:09)
24 - Negative Image - Crown Agent - 1981 (3:30)
25 - No Secrets - Missing Persons - 1986 (4:49)
From semi-lo-tech to pretty good production values, the songs' messages are in turn quaint, outrageous, sincere, and sarcastic. Some get there message across in under two minutes. Dive in, but don't forget your rubber suit and/or disinfectant hose-down afterwards.
https://www.filefactory.com/file/4edzoeeh922o/MA-182.rar
See you Monday!Monday, May 15, 2023
Ego, Ego ... It's on a Comp We Go!
01 - I'm So Neat - The Phones - 1980 (2:32)
02 - You're You, I'm Me - Lost Cherrees - 1984 (2:18)
03 - I Can Help - Peasants - 1981 (2:51)
04 - We Are the Kids - The Staff - 1981 (2:56)
05 - Tell Me Straight - One to One - 1985 (3:23)
06 - Just What I Need - Nikki and the Corvettes - 1980 (2:47)
07 - I'm a Square - Anorexia - 1980 (2:08)
08 - I Wanna Go Home - Holly and the Italians - 1981 (3:40)
09 - I'll Be There for You - The Underachievers - 1984 (1:51)
10 - What About Me - Belinda Metz - 1984 (4:16)
11 - I Don't Wanna Be Young - The RPM's - 1980 (2:09)
12 - I Can Wait - The Marks - 1981 (2:54)
13 - Now That I've Tasted Blood - Love Dolls - 1986 (3:08)
14 - I Can't Believe - Girl Overboard - 1989 (4:38)
15 - Time of My Life - Manufactured Romance - 1981 (3:18)
16 - Tell Me a Story - Grey Obscurity - 1983 (3:38)
17 - I'm a Wimp - Baby's Arm - 1984 (2:36)
18 - I Won't Stop - Karen Lawrence and the Pinz - 1981 (4:03)
19 - I'm Real - Dogs - 1984 (2:02)
20 - Turn Me On Turn Me Off - Honey Bane - 1981 (2:58)
21 - I'm So Attractive - The Photos - 1980 (3:38)
22 - I See You - Subject - 1983
23 - I Won't Breed In Captivity - The Holy Sisters of the Gaga Dada - 1986 (5:21)
24 - Your I's Are Too Close Together - Elevators - 1980 (3:21)
25 - Please Believe Me - LMNOP - 1986 (2:21)
That kind of self-centered thinking can make you end up inside a self-generated singularity, like a mental and emotional black hole. And of course, that's the problem! GET YOUR MIND OFF YOURSELF!
Take a look at just the last two songs. Who doesn't know a few people whose "I's" are way too close together!?! And the last track is the unacknowledged theme song of every two-faced so-and-so (including a lot of elected folks). "Please believe me when I say I'll never lie to you! Please believe me when everything I say is a lie!"
https://www.filefactory.com/file/4676eujxvmv4/MA-189.rar
Well, I ain't lying when I say I hope you'll think these songs worth at least one listen. See you Thursday!
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