Aliens and a Werewolf -- Wowsa!

All of these breathless and absolutely factual tales are from the April 2, 1991 issue of The Sun.

 Who knows, maybe for a while she was a Face on Mars!

Don't you wonder who's gonna pay to dig it out of that basement?

Where wolf?  There wolf!  In them thar woods!

I hope you will remain baffled until something new appears on Thursday ...