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Thursday, January 18, 2024

More Cosmic Clods

You may think I meant "Cosmic Clouds," but you ain't read as many of these UFO books as I have!
This 1963 book by Robert Charroux explains everything in history as the result of outer-space guys who bred us into sentience.

Andrew Tomas's Beyond the Time Barrier, from 1974, is only one of the books in which he listed old-time monuments or discoveries which imply (to him) that either ancient Man was smarter than we are now, or had help from friendly Space Teachers.
This one by Sachs and Jahn, is from 1977.

If you're a good scholar (as I try to be), you know that the more you learn, the less you know.  But that's pretty fun when learning about weird stuff like this.

(Of course, after a lot of learning, you develop some well-founded opinions as to the sources of some of your learning.)

Thanks for this trip into Celestial Mystery, brought on by the death of an old friend -- PARD the HP laptop, which held most of my blog grist.  We'll have to scrape along for a week or two until PARD's replacement may be found.  Pray for my quest!
  

Monday, January 15, 2024

Poppin’ Off

How many of you fine folks remember returnable pop bottles?  Yep, pop came in glass bottles.  When you bought ’em at the grocery store, you paid a deposit (2 cents in our 1960s town) on each bottle.  When you went back to the store, you took back your empties for the money back, or a one-for-one swap if you got more pop.

That’s because these glass bottles were returned to a regional bottler, washed, sanitized, refilled, and re-capped.  See my memories of working one summer at our local Coke plant here.

But what if you didn’t drink it all at once?

            Why, you used an after-market cap to try and hold in the fizz!  Above are the ones we still have from the storied times of refillable bottles.  Sometimes you’d have ads for grocery stores or filling stations printed on top of the caps.

                                

            And here’s the underside of the same toppers.  The loops apparent on the top row of cappers was to loop over the bottles neck, then curl over to snap the cap onto the lip of the bottle.  These were so fumble-finger types wouldn’t lose the cap after flipping it off!

            In the top left of the group pictures, are rendered in super-high contrast, is one from Tupperware.  The stamped words are:

TUPPERWARE ®
MADE IN U.S.A.
TUPPERWARE
ORLANDO, FLORIDA
198-22

 

See you Thursday, fellow consumers!
  

Thursday, January 11, 2024

I'm a Marxist, Number 6!

The only reason I saved this magazine page is because it relates to one of my heroes, Julius Marx.
It's from the April 15, 1974 Time.  It mentions in passing the infamous Oscar Streaker.  You know about this, yes?

See you Monday, fellow Marxists!
  

Monday, January 08, 2024

Don’t Be a Vandal!

That’s our admonition for the New Year, kiddies!

Do you recall the wonderful, semi-dated The Flash TV series of 1990-91? In the episode “Twin Streaks,” first aired April 13, 1991, a mean ole scientist finds a way to clone the Flash. And, of course, USE HIM FOR EVIL.
Star John Wesley Shipp does a fine job of playing the innocent Pollux, as well as his normal Allen-Flash roles.
One thing which caught my eye in a recent re-viewing of this episode was a headline seen in passing. “Electronic Vandals Pierce Computer Nets Just for Fun,” reads the header.

And this is an episode from 1991, remember!  Talk about prescience!

All I can say, campers, is that none of my fine feathered friends would ever stoop so low. If I learn that any of you guys would do such a thing -- or clone a superhero -- our friendship is OFF!

Examine your consciences, and I’ll see you on Thursday – I hope!
  

Thursday, January 04, 2024

Farewell, Jim Millaway!

I was saddened to read this story in the December 24, 2023 Tulsa World.  Why?  Surely you jest.
Because Millaway was an indispensable part of Dr Mazeppa Pompazoidi's Uncanny Film Festival and Camp Meeting!  (The above obit is from the December 27, 2023 World.)
From 1971 to 1973, Jim Millaway played good-natured, sometimes straight man Sherman Oaks.
He was often the foil for such mutts as Benny the Crusher (above)
or Teddy Jack Eddy (Gary Busey) and Little Darlin' (Janie Jackson).
His parody of local interview shows was called "Tulsa Teen Town Topics."  You can certainly sense Millaway rolling his eyes at Benny the Crusher's muscles, above.
The above article is from the October 10, 1982 Tulsa World.
And this one is from the December 20, 2009 World.
I never met the guy, but I saw him once in passing, at a SoonerCon in the early 1990s, at OKC's Central Plaza Hotel.  I recognized him without the half mask, too!

SAH-LOOT, Jim Millaway!  Thanks for your easygoing character, sense of humor, and improvisational skills!
  

Monday, January 01, 2024

We Just Time Traveled to a New Year!

And you thought only Super Folk could time travel!  Well, they do it different, I'll say that for 'em.





This article is from Amazing Heroes #119, cover-dated June 15, 1987

On the last page, Superboy and Superman do their own version of the SUPER-HEAD-BONK, previously defined here on the Super Blog in a 2010 post.

See you Thursday.  Happy 2024!
  

Thursday, December 28, 2023

Bloomsbury Publishing, Shame on You!

            Gary S Cross, Freak Show Legacies: How the Cute, Camp and Creepy Shaped Modern Popular Culture. 2021

            This is a fun book, even for non-academics.  Gary Gross’s theme is that outrĂ© visions, as in freak shows and the like, over time become less shocking, and even embraced through a process of “cuteifying” and familiarity.

            Other factors in the mainstreaming of the weird or horrifying include mass-media awareness, advances in science which disallowed the cursed-by-God explanation, and the outsider-as-cool phenomenon.

            BUT WAIT, THERE’S LESS!

            There are so many typo-type mistakes in this book, you will be disgusted.  As is my wont, here is a list, by page number:

·         Viii – the TV show is not Fear of the Walking Dead

·         2 – King Kong was released in 1933, and did not influence 1931’s Dracula

·         2 – The word “and” is mistakenly italicized when referring to the films “King Kong and Frankenstein

·         8 ­– films did not “get passed censors,” they got “past censors”

·         15 – “audiences pretended to be amazed and even digested” – s/b “disgusted”

21 – “they have remained surprising persistent” – s/b “surprisingly”

·         28 – The Feejee Mermaid (above) was not “a monkey’s head sewn onto the lower half of a fish” – it was a monkey’s head and upper torso

·         89 – “replace them bouncers” s/b “replace them with bouncers”

·         94 – “the Hungarian midget who road into the arena” – s/b “rode”

·         106 – a close-quote is missing in the parenthetical mention of a name: midget “Charles Nestel (‘Commodore Foote) begins oddly”

111 – “Tom Thump’s success” – it’s Tom Thumb
139 – we have a sudden attack of boldface

·         183 – the 1935 film Bride of Frankenstein (above) IS NOT “a remake of the famous Frankenstein.”  It’s a SEQUEL!

184 – the film titles Son of Frankenstein and Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein s/b italicized

·         185 – there’re a few too many words in this passage:  “as a rite of passage of rite out of childhood.”

186 – the film is The Attack of the Giant Leeches – not “Leaches”

·         186 – the guy who ran the MPAA was named Jack Valenti, not “Valente” (misspelled three times in the same paragraph)

·         187 – the correct title of the 1963 film is X: The Man with the X-ray Eyes – the book only gives the title as The Man with the X-ray Eyes

·         188 – he means “bowels” when he says “a loosening of bowls or bladder control.”

·         190 – “a budget of roughly $125,000 dollars.”

·         193 – the 1979 film is not The Alien, it’s just Alien

·         198 – “audiences were draw to the basic predictability” – s/b “drawn”

·         199 – the film is The Rocky Horror Picture Show not “The Rock Horror Picture Show

·         200 – “well-healed horror commenters” s/b “well-heeled”

·         200 – “test their metal” s/b “mettle”

·         212 – the ratings system is from Nielsen, not “Nielson”

·         216 – in mention of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, “the” s/b capitalized as part of the title – also, none of the film’s title is italicized

 

Somehow, such sloppy mistakes are more disquieting because this is a self-proclaimed “academic” book.

            I encourage you to read this book, but keep a rubber doorstop at hand to stick in your mouth while you grind your teeth.  Anybody who mentions Ed “Big Daddy” Roth and Robert Crum comix, and who accurately describes the face of Hello Kitty as horrifying deserves to be cut a little slack!

 See you next year, fellow freaks!
   

Monday, December 25, 2023

Merry Christmas -- A New Christmas Comp!

MA-184 - Xmas All Over the Map 

As its title suggests, this comp's songs are all over the place. Plenty of irreverence, some quiet thoughts, all kinds of different approaches to Christmas!
Christmas ain't gotta be like the above ...  It can be like the below!
Our lineup:
01 - Noel - Claymation Christmas Celebration - 1988  (3:30)
02 - Rock and Roll Christmas - Cordell Jackson - 1956  (2:48)
03 - Anniversary Sale Jingle - BC Clark - 1977  (0:32)
04 - My Little Dog Has Gone to the Moon for Christmas - Little Jeannie - 1959  (2:02)
05 - Throw the Yule Log on, Uncle John - Harmonium Choral Society - 2008  (2:11)
06 - The Christmas Wrong - The Evolution Control Committee - 2003  (1:30)
07 - Zat You, Santa Claus - Ingrid Lucia - 2006  (3:54)
08 - Is Santa Claus a Hippy? - Linda Cassady - 1971  (2:44)
09 - Weihnachtstraum Op.17 No.9 (Reger) - Eteri Andjaparidze - 1996  (1:25)
10 - The Christmas Boogie - The Davis Sisters - 1954  (2:11)
11 - Outer Space Santa - Lawrence Welk's Little Band - Janet, Brian, Cubby & the Lennon Sisters - 1958  (2:15)
12 - Boogie-Woogie Santa Claus - Mabel Scott with Les Welch & His Orchestra - 1954  (2:15)
13 - Santa Done Got Hip - The Marquees - 1959  (1:46)
14 - Reggae Christmas Eve in Transylvania - Count Floyd - 1982  (2:46)
15 - On This Holy Holy Night - BJ Thomas - 1997  (5:57)
16 - Breath of Heaven - Heart of Worship Classics - 1995  (4:45)
17 - I Want a Rocket Ship for Christmas - Richard Hitchner - 1958  (2:43)
18 - Silent Night / Prelude in C - Linda McKechnie and the Don Marsh Orchestra - 2004  (2:49)
19 - Be-Boppers Christmas - Cordell Jackson - 1956  (1:59)
20 - Santa Is a Dirty Old Man - The Wardettes - 1961  (1:49)
21 - Christmas Dinner - Peter, Paul and Mary - 1969  (2:58)
22 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) - Dave Seville and the Chipmunks - 1958  (2:19)
23 - Santa Claus Rocket Ship - Phyllis Hamilton - 1959  (1:44)
24 - Angels We Have Heard on High - Claymation Christmas Celebration - 1988  (3:22)
25 - Suddenly It's Christmas (live) - Loudon Wainwright III - 1993  (2:16)
26 - Santa to the Moon - Sonny Cole - 1957  (1:34)
27 - Mrs Claus Has Menopause - The Sterilles - 1987  (1:59)
28 - Transylvanian Xmas - Zombina and the Skeletones - 2003  (3:10)
29 - First Christmas Story - Holy Family Apostolate Corporation - 2002  (1:48)
30 - Ding Dong! Merrily on High - London Symphony Brass Ensemble - 1987  (2:28)
31 - Hey! Hey! Anybody Listening - Anne Campbell Singers - 2015  (1:50)


Surely you can find something (dare I wish someone?) to celebrate today!


See you on Thursday!
  

Thursday, December 21, 2023

There Was a Man ...

Once there came to Earth … someone different.

His mother was an Earthwoman, but his father was not from here.

In some ways, this person was like a half-breed. He had many human traits from his mother, but combined in his nature was the influence of his father.

This person could see into the truth of situations. He became known for his knowledge and wisdom. He used the gifts of his combined heritage to advance knowledge and understanding. He could see into another’s mind.

He had few friends, for he was obviously … different. But the few who troubled to know him came to love him, though it was seldom said out loud.

Finally, an adversary from ages past rose up against his closest friends—an adversary with the power to destroy everything he held dear.

There was only one way to save his friends. This person willingly sacrificed himself to save others from the enemy’s intent.

Even stranger, he left word before his death that even this death might be conquered.

And when his friends came to the place where his dead body had lain, he wasn’t there! The place was empty. He’d returned to life, which was unbelievable … until they saw him for themselves.

And only then could his best friend admit, “You saved us all.”
This is not Him. Merry Christmas!
  

Monday, December 18, 2023

This Must Be a Subconscious Plotline

Last year I finished a fun book for bedside reading.  The author wrote several fass-kin-atin' books on sociology and fringe beliefs.  This one is a lot of fun.

One of the entries covered a film I have certainly never heard of elsewise.  Vide, below:
Hey, Star Trekkers!  Can you read this summary and NOT think of Star Trek -- The Motion Picture?  A space menace headed to Earth, sent by a planet of machines, and a guy who goes up with the space menace in a flash of glory.  Wow!

See you Thursday.  Until then, rewatch the first Trek film, and track down that 1961 movie.  Tell me if the older flick has such a similarity as Lewis's summary implies.  Don't forget to double-space your reports!
  

Thursday, December 14, 2023

Return to Greatness!

I don't agree with this review, although watching Superman Returns in a theatre with adapted John Williams music was a lot of fun.
                                    
This appeared in the June 28, 2006 OklahomanSuperman Returns has elements of greatness, but the whole creepy stalker bit was just too much.  Still, at least THIS Superman movie ain't dark-n-gritty, like the Cavill films.  Superman movies should NEVER emulate the underlit, angry tones shown by the DCU reboots of Supes and Bats.

OK, rant over.  See you Monday!
  

Monday, December 11, 2023

It's All in the Game ...

Some say.  This is from Comics Interview #48, from 1987, about the Watchmen RPG.









Have any of you jokers played this game?  If so, sound off!  Otherwise, see ya Thursday, ya depraved maniacs!
  

Thursday, December 07, 2023

Thin Gruel or Holy Grail?

Back in 2009 I finished reading this book.  You can tell from the cover what Tribbe's got in mind, eh?
Tribbe's idea is similar to that proposed by Ian Wilson in his 1978 book The Shroud of Turin: The Burial Cloth of Jesus Christ? -- that is, the Shroud was folded up into eighths and viewed through a grilled window.  Wilson's theory is that such a representation led to the Shroud being known as the Image of Edessa.

Tribbe's suggestion is that the term "holy grail" derives from the "sacred face" being viewed through such a screen.  Grill = grail.

I was also bemused to find a couple of notes from the author in the copy I picked up at a thrift store.
My copy is one sent by the author to "Father Ron."  A review copy, if you will.
Well, that's the tale of this book.  Track it down and evaluate Tribbe's ideas for yourself!  Until then, sorry to get all up in yer grail!

See you Monday.
  
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