This 1963 book by Robert Charroux explains everything in history as the result of outer-space guys who bred us into sentience.
Thursday, January 18, 2024
More Cosmic Clods
This 1963 book by Robert Charroux explains everything in history as the result of outer-space guys who bred us into sentience.
Monday, January 15, 2024
Poppin’ Off
How many of you fine folks remember
returnable pop bottles? Yep, pop came in
glass bottles. When you bought ’em at
the grocery store, you paid a deposit (2 cents in our 1960s town) on each
bottle. When you went back to the store,
you took back your empties for the money back, or a one-for-one swap if you got
more pop.
That’s because these glass bottles
were returned to a regional bottler, washed, sanitized, refilled, and
re-capped. See my memories of working one
summer at our local Coke plant here.
But what if you didn’t drink it all at once?
Why, you
used an after-market cap to try and hold in the fizz! Above are the ones we still have from the
storied times of refillable bottles. Sometimes
you’d have ads for grocery stores or filling stations printed on top of the
caps.

And here’s
the underside of the same toppers. The
loops apparent on the top row of cappers was to loop over the bottles neck,
then curl over to snap the cap onto the lip of the bottle. These were so fumble-finger types wouldn’t lose
the cap after flipping it off!
In the top left of the group pictures, are rendered in super-high contrast, is one from Tupperware. The stamped words are:
TUPPERWARE ®
MADE IN U.S.A.
TUPPERWARE
ORLANDO, FLORIDA
198-22
See you Thursday, fellow consumers!
Thursday, January 11, 2024
I'm a Marxist, Number 6!
It's from the April 15, 1974 Time. It mentions in passing the infamous Oscar Streaker. You know about this, yes?
See you Monday, fellow Marxists!
Monday, January 08, 2024
Don’t Be a Vandal!
Do you recall the wonderful, semi-dated The Flash TV series of 1990-91? In the episode “Twin Streaks,” first aired April 13, 1991, a mean ole scientist finds a way to clone the Flash. And, of course, USE HIM FOR EVIL.
Star John Wesley Shipp does a fine job of playing the innocent Pollux, as well as his normal Allen-Flash roles.
One thing which caught my eye in a recent re-viewing of this episode was a headline seen in passing. “Electronic Vandals Pierce Computer Nets Just for Fun,” reads the header.
All I can say, campers, is that none of my fine feathered friends would ever stoop so low. If I learn that any of you guys would do such a thing -- or clone a superhero -- our friendship is OFF!
Examine your consciences, and I’ll see you on Thursday – I hope!
Thursday, January 04, 2024
Farewell, Jim Millaway!
Because Millaway was an indispensable part of Dr Mazeppa Pompazoidi's Uncanny Film Festival and Camp Meeting! (The above obit is from the December 27, 2023 World.)
From 1971 to 1973, Jim Millaway played good-natured, sometimes straight man Sherman Oaks.
He was often the foil for such mutts as Benny the Crusher (above)
or Teddy Jack Eddy (Gary Busey) and Little Darlin' (Janie Jackson).
His parody of local interview shows was called "Tulsa Teen Town Topics." You can certainly sense Millaway rolling his eyes at Benny the Crusher's muscles, above.
The above article is from the October 10, 1982 Tulsa World.
And this one is from the December 20, 2009 World.
Monday, January 01, 2024
We Just Time Traveled to a New Year!
Thursday, December 28, 2023
Bloomsbury Publishing, Shame on You!
Gary S
Cross, Freak Show Legacies: How the Cute, Camp and Creepy Shaped Modern
Popular Culture. 2021
This is a fun book, even for non-academics. Gary Gross’s theme is that outrĂ© visions, as in freak shows and the like, over time become less shocking, and even embraced through a process of “cuteifying” and familiarity.
Other
factors in the mainstreaming of the weird or horrifying include mass-media
awareness, advances in science which disallowed the cursed-by-God explanation,
and the outsider-as-cool phenomenon.
BUT WAIT,
THERE’S LESS!
There are so many typo-type mistakes in this book, you will be disgusted. As is my wont, here is a list, by page number:
·
Viii – the TV show is not Fear of the
Walking Dead
·
2 – King Kong was released in
1933, and did not influence 1931’s Dracula
·
2 – The word “and” is mistakenly italicized when
referring to the films “King Kong and Frankenstein”
·
8 – films did not “get passed censors,” they
got “past censors”
·
15 – “audiences pretended to be amazed and even
digested” – s/b “disgusted”
·
28 – The Feejee Mermaid (above) was not “a monkey’s head
sewn onto the lower half of a fish” – it was a monkey’s head and upper torso
·
89 – “replace them bouncers” s/b “replace them
with bouncers”
·
94 – “the Hungarian midget who road into the
arena” – s/b “rode”
·
106 – a close-quote is missing in the
parenthetical mention of a name: midget “Charles Nestel (‘Commodore Foote)
begins oddly”
139 – we have a sudden attack of boldface
·
183 – the 1935 film Bride of Frankenstein (above) IS NOT “a remake of the famous Frankenstein.” It’s a SEQUEL!
·
185 – there’re a few too many words in this
passage: “as a rite of passage of rite
out of childhood.”
·
186 – the guy who ran the MPAA was named Jack
Valenti, not “Valente” (misspelled three times in the same paragraph)
·
187 – the correct title of the 1963 film is X:
The Man with the X-ray Eyes – the book only gives the title as The
Man with the X-ray Eyes
·
188 – he means “bowels” when he says “a
loosening of bowls or bladder control.”
·
190 – “a budget of roughly $125,000 dollars.”
·
193 – the 1979 film is not The Alien,
it’s just Alien
·
198 – “audiences were draw to the basic
predictability” – s/b “drawn”
·
199 – the film is The Rocky Horror Picture
Show not “The Rock Horror Picture Show”
·
200 – “well-healed horror commenters” s/b
“well-heeled”
·
200 – “test their metal” s/b “mettle”
·
212 – the ratings system is from Nielsen, not
“Nielson”
·
216 – in mention of The Rocky Horror
Picture Show, “the” s/b capitalized as part of the title – also, none
of the film’s title is italicized
Somehow, such sloppy mistakes are
more disquieting because this is a self-proclaimed “academic” book.
I encourage
you to read this book, but keep a rubber doorstop at hand to stick in your
mouth while you grind your teeth.
Anybody who mentions Ed “Big Daddy” Roth and Robert Crum comix, and who
accurately describes the face of Hello Kitty as horrifying deserves to be cut a
little slack!
Monday, December 25, 2023
Merry Christmas -- A New Christmas Comp!
MA-184 - Xmas All Over the Map
Thursday, December 21, 2023
There Was a Man ...
His mother was an Earthwoman, but his father was not from here.
In some ways, this person was like a half-breed. He had many human traits from his mother, but combined in his nature was the influence of his father.
This person could see into the truth of situations. He became known for his knowledge and wisdom. He used the gifts of his combined heritage to advance knowledge and understanding. He could see into another’s mind.
He had few friends, for he was obviously … different. But the few who troubled to know him came to love him, though it was seldom said out loud.
Finally, an adversary from ages past rose up against his closest friends—an adversary with the power to destroy everything he held dear.
There was only one way to save his friends. This person willingly sacrificed himself to save others from the enemy’s intent.
Even stranger, he left word before his death that even this death might be conquered.
And when his friends came to the place where his dead body had lain, he wasn’t there! The place was empty. He’d returned to life, which was unbelievable … until they saw him for themselves.
And only then could his best friend admit, “You saved us all.”
This is not Him. Merry Christmas!
Monday, December 18, 2023
This Must Be a Subconscious Plotline
Thursday, December 14, 2023
Return to Greatness!

This appeared in the June 28, 2006 Oklahoman. Superman Returns has elements of greatness, but the whole creepy stalker bit was just too much. Still, at least THIS Superman movie ain't dark-n-gritty, like the Cavill films. Superman movies should NEVER emulate the underlit, angry tones shown by the DCU reboots of Supes and Bats.
Monday, December 11, 2023
It's All in the Game ...
Have any of you jokers played this game? If so, sound off! Otherwise, see ya Thursday, ya depraved maniacs!
Thursday, December 07, 2023
Thin Gruel or Holy Grail?
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