Welcome to All Consumers of Posts!

Welcome to this year's APRIL FOOLISHNESS! ... with all sorts of nonsense and silly things which have tickled my obsessive fancy over yea these many years of consumerism.  On this special Friday edition:

Here's a little gem I came across in an unnamed hotel to which we repaired in the May of 2020.  My thoughts couldn't help wandering (and wondering) about the idea of "new" toilet paper which had been made from one-third USED toilet paper.  Isn't that what "post-consumer" means, in regard to bathroom tissue?

Let it be known that I remain a good consumer, and POST consumer, of this product.

Having read thus far, you too are a CONSUMER of this POST.  Wow, ain't I sneaky?  See you Monday!

  

Mazeppa Can Write!

Of course, "Mazeppa Can Write!" may not be news to you, considering that Gailard Sartain was co-creator of the whole she-bang.  But, in further testament, I submit:

An actual photographic reproduction of the autographic memento received in the postal delivery from good ol' Muh-ZAY-puh hisself!

Ain't that the wizard's gizzards!

With this artifact of greatness, this year's MARCH MAZEPPA MADNESS fades slowly into the everlasting hills, to be resuscitated next year, same Bat-time, same Super-Blog-Channel!

But don't forget to swing back tomorrow -- Friday, April First -- for the commencement of this year's APRIL FOOLISHNESS.  It's a date!

  

It's Certainly Better than Crying!

"Who's laughing now?" was the musical question asked in the Tulsa World for December 20, 2009:

Remember, you too can buy your own DVDs of The Lost Tapes at MAZEPPA.COM!

See you Thursday for the wrap-up of this year's MARCH MAZEPPA MADNESS!  And you won't even have to stay up after the late movie!