The Wonders of Bulldog Clips

Behold the lowly bulldog clip!

To the unimaginative, these critters are only for office use.  But I say ...

Along with a couple of paper clips, use 'em to hang a calendar over a door!

Use as a gather to hold too-long straps out of your way!

Longing for the old days when those metal toothpaste tubes would stay rolled up?  With a bulldog, your toothpaste stays put at the nozzle end!

When your license-plate frame starts to curl up, bulldogs keep it trim and tight!

What uses have YOU found?  See you Thursday for the last entry in this year's APRIL FOOLISHNESS!